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SIL straight up doesnt shower. Idk how to approach that.

And then my ex roommate using antibacterial soap and smelling like something crawled out of a wet sewer

GIRL? Using soap??? Who taught you to wash?

MIL told us she's dry down there a few days ago and then just confessed to me that she's washing her coochie with soap and its burning

Grown ass people who don't know how to wash.....major ick

I just released the Museum of All Things version 1.0!!! You can find it at mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al...

A typewritten note that reads "become illegible" typed over itself several times offset so that it can barely be read

Man my brain is so broken I wish seasonal depression and adhd weren't kicking my ass

How do I tell normal people that I am planning a tattoo inspired by an au of my dnd oc

climbing into a giant capsule labeled 10,000 hour Claritin D

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA

7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

I love being disabled. I love traveling and then being completely worn out that I can't do things.

I pointedly did not name myself after him. My middle name is my grandmother's maiden name.

I haven't spoken to him, i don't want to talk to him, i don't regard him as family.
1 he cheated on my gma several times
2 he smothers me like a child
3 overall treats me like a child
4 would always be fat phobic towards me as a kid
5 his new wife is only a few years older than I am.

My grandfather who I haven't spoken to in 10 years will be in TX when I am visiting on my honeymoon. My mom told me today. Thanks mom.

I somehow got added to an "HR Professionals" mailing list (I am not an HR professional) and every day I get a new email titled like "How To Deal With Greedy Employees: Using Empathy To Put The Peasants In Their Place"

I know shes joking around. Shes not malicious but its not funny. Itold displinary about it: like hey dont go after her specifically, because I know she meant no malice, but is it possible to do a schoolwide announcement that saying things like that isnt funny and its not appropriate to joke about

J: Mister! Ice is gonna deport you
Me: why?
J: Trump said they gonna take you
Me: Me specifically?
J: yeah
Me: 👌 thanks for letting me know

y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?

missed drawing boys n flowers 😚

(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn