It’s John!

Don’t think so, he’s been posting this morning

On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'

Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.

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Just sublime

(I still want those sunglasses, I’m also now 43, it’s only fair.)

Several scenes I was waiting for did not appear, assuming I’ve failed to separate it from ‘La Dolce Vita’ in my head. And Marcello sported these babies for a lot less of the film than I remembered.

Thinking about it, possibly the first time I’ve watched it without a break midway

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Tyneside showed ‘8 1/2’ last night. My first watch in a cinema, also the first time drunk (ish), and with a friend I dragged along... all conspired to make the third act drag a little, though possibly I was just impatient for the most divine end to a film conceivable

It’s a new level of Cheat’s Negroni

Off out for dinner and a show with a handsome man, then got a mate’s 40th tomorrow, so farewell Dry January it’s actually been pretty good

Seven years ago today, what a difference we made in the world

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Free to view on multiple streaming platforms

Oh… oh oh oh! I think this might be a film I saw as a kid that I’ve been trying to remember ever since. Very Mad Maxy type of a deal? Oh I need to track this down!

Ahem

🙂‍↔️

Ahem

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Keep getting halfway through funny cat/traffic/outtake videos and realising they’re AI

He goes on an archeological hunt with sexy archaeologist I think, very classy stuff, it’s like a Frasier’s-horny episode of Frasier with added ray guns

Hahaha, I too thought it was Friday but managed to keep it to myself

Favourite sexy Star Treks include
-visiting a sex planet where the police where slut shorts
-visiting a sex planet where Patrick Stewart wears silver panties
-the evil communist space robots have a slimy/sexy queen now
-our teleporters only work if we smear each other’s bodies with goo

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You obviously weren’t paying attention to any Riker subplots

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Anyway about two minutes after I tweeted all this the film put the dogs into blackface…

And she doesn’t even seem to mind that he’s an obvious homosexual who’s favourite hobby is writing cruel songs about her female acquaintances and singing them when they’re in the next room. Just like I wouldn’t!

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Watched 101 Dalmations today and never related to anyone more than the woman reading in the park who casts immediate horny side eye at the gangly beanpole of a man walking his dog

The twink I follow on instagram who trampolines in little shorts doesn’t get his mates to give him a cuddle after he finishes any more, I hope they haven’t fallen out

No

Oh fuck off Microsoft

And don't it feel good!
(Well, not really)
And dont it feel good?
(I already said no)

Though my grandad never got nearly-murdered by a rent boy to the best of my knowledge

He’s like my grandad if my grandad ever admitted to being bald

(I avoided Forster for years because those Merchant Ivory films bored me to tears, think I’ve really let myself miss out here)