Nick

Email from Jeffrey Epstein asking that Blavatnik find a job in Moscow for a female friend. “Tell him she is a friend of Ghislaine”.

I personally am curious as to what job Warner Music owner Len Blavatnik would find in Moscow for a female “friend” of Jeffrey Epstein and why “she is a friend of Ghislaine” would be a particularly compelling recommendation.

“And then I told her, ‘no, Melania, that’s from the man who shat in my pants’”

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

Bums

Yeh I don’t like kids, sexy or otherwise

Pep Lijnders speaks really well for a wool

Boo

MAGNITUDE

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM To: Elon Musk Subject: congragulations

congragulations

🎶 Oh Danone 🎶

2026 and lads are out here doing Britney Spears covers as though poptimism is still a thing. Dear me.

My cat sat on my guitar amp

Are cats on amps a thing here?

The Times, 30th January 2026: "All 2.4m of Britain’s creative workers are at risk — and we know why. A new report into the impact of AI on the creative sector makes for apocalyptic reading. The government must act now." Source: https://archive.is/hvRv2

"The UK creative industries — which contributed £125 billion to the economy in 2024 and supported 2.4 million jobs — are being destroyed by an AI sector that, whatever its long-term potential, contributed just £11 billion in the same year and supported only 85,000 jobs."

archive.is/hvRv2

Is it the Andrew Scheps one? It does look like it sort of makes sense if you use Pro Tools and have 100 auxes like him.

Carmageddon (1997)

Announcing the new book from one of the greatest music writers of his generation, @simonreynolds.bsky.social

Still in a Dream, out this June, is the definitive story of the slackers and shoegazers who reinvented rock, as the music they created reverberated through the late 80s into the early 90s.

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I mean the second one narrows it down to one man and that man is Eddie Argos

A Bluesky "post" by Barack Obama reading "Here's a podcast that does a good job of laying out what's at stake, and why all of us need to get off the sidelines to demand change" with a screenshot of the Jordan Peterson Cumtown bit

?

He’s only doing this because he can’t afford to send *everyone* an iPod of all his speeches

Noice

Harriet Harman has hated Andy Burnham ever since she was seen shouting furiously at him after he made her drop a savoury pastry she had really looked forward to eating. Google 'Harriet Harman PIE' for more on this legendary parliamentary dust-up.

I’ll take licentious linguine for £5

Sir, we’ve lost the oaf

* and the meal is full of lead

I did this exact same thing and it opened my third eye (a massive gash on the side of my head)

i assume going to the hospital is considered the highest honor for a bolsonaro supporter