david wei @moveoutdwei - Bluesky Profile

Monday pump

02.06.2025 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think about this at least once a day 💀

21.04.2025 20:55 — 👍 28 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0

these aren’t eye bags, these are eye birkins (me trying rebrand my insomnia)

30.03.2025 15:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

20.03.2025 01:14 — 👍 61359 🔁 14153 💬 1427 📌 677

Sweater that says “I got a lobotomy at 2023 Shen Yun”

11.03.2025 01:59 — 👍 82 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1

A narcissist taking something away and then giving it back is a common manipulative tactic used to control their victim[s] by creating a cycle of dependence & uncertainty.

20.01.2025 02:21 — 👍 61 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 1

Get it off your phones now people. Delete your accounts

19.01.2025 22:42 — 👍 1526 🔁 436 💬 33 📌 25

Hot take: asking where the bathroom is in a restaurant is so embarrassing… like just walk around?

19.01.2025 06:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

facebook’s loss of credibility, hostile takeover of twitter, mass exodus of x, banning of tiktok

can we have myspace back?

18.01.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No scrubs - tlc

18.01.2025 02:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

17.01.2025 21:08 — 👍 78975 🔁 17260 💬 765 📌 556

She didn’t even get to have a sip of a martini

12.01.2025 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dorinda getting sent home first crushed my soul #TheTraitorsUS

12.01.2025 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

DM conversation between me and a sad person reads your a fag right (Actually it's you're) You guys on the left are to easy to trigger and fun to bully Did I invade your save space (Actually it's safe space)

Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.

03.01.2025 00:24 — 👍 46931 🔁 2982 💬 2366 📌 262