Kiana Werner-Russell

I swear someone could waterboard me and my bloodwork would still indicate that I'm dehydrated. I'm putting a Sisyphus sticker on my comically large water bottle.

Being known is to be told that you personally wouldn't like an otherwise good show because the magic system is too inconsistent

the "problem" of "illegal" immigration disappears the second you stop thinking like a racist freak

ted lasso is weak, coach press conferences should be more like The Social Network

Man with a Beer Jug, by Frans Hals, 1630, 📸 by @zachosterman.bsky.social

God, his eyebrows are so expressive.

I am pleased with the first half

D O I N K ! ! !

Curt Cignetti looks like a bird of prey and I love that about him

fullback TD, Indiana has the mandate of heaven

The people yearn for more fullback touches.

Watching college football

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

Can you imagine how many AMFs are being slammed on Kirkwood right now #GoHoosiers

There has been one 16-0 team in college football history: Yale in 1894.

INDIANA is six quarters away from becoming the second.

I’d hate to be looking this daunted in the playoff

Hit him so hard he dropped his inventory

Oregon has allowed 19 sacks all season.

Nine of those against Indiana, in less than six quarters of football.

playing indiana

I had a really frustrating day today and came home and there were flowers on my doorstep 😭 thank you @dtjmelons.bsky.social

This is totally not inspired by a Carpathia sad trap on tiktok that got me for the 17th time in a week

Male gaze is fixating on the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and female gaze is crying about the Carpathia once every 48 hours

🥹 I believe in you

They're being mean to me and I had a bad day at work and Eric said I was being a lot and then they yelled at me for taking too long to order food and now they're making me watch football 😭

This is a message to my mean friends sitting in the same room with me right now if you don't show up with bouquets of flowers for me tomorrow I'll cry myself to death

😭😭 he's a REAL BOY and his dad is CJ man 😭😭😭 that's my big brother!!!

Not me crying so hard about how much I love my brother that JP is offering to watch Twilight movies as a distraction 😂 that man is gonna be a dad soon and I'm just so happy for him 😭😭😭

But what if I am keto pasta

I also didn't take any good pictures with my lovely friends but did take roughly 9000 shit photos of my most prized possession #dsnx25 #dragonsteel2025