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Robert Long

@shadowangel71.bsky.social

ShadowAngel71 on PSN, Twitch, YouTube… ImprovRobert other places… I deal comics, do comedy and play Dead By Daylight, sometimes in that order.

277 Followers  |  155 Following  |  37 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.4856

Latest posts by shadowangel71.bsky.social on Bluesky

From a friend in Portland:

“There’s like 20 protesters max at the #ice facility but I know they would love a photo opp

Everyone saying to just go naked because it’s legal here, and play yackity sax”

Yo, #Portland finna be the greatest protest in American history.

#WeThePeople

28.09.2025 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Season 5 of You is the most soap opera shit I’ve ever watched… and I watch professional wrestling on a regular basis.

@netflix @YouNetflix

27.04.2025 20:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Moving’ on up… to the East Side… to a deeeeeeluxe assortment… in the sky-yi-yiiii….

#deadbydaylight #twitch #intothefog #shirtmysurvivor #horror #comedy #randomhashtag

27.04.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It was a good day on stream.

#deadbydaylight #intothefog #shirtmysurvivor

21.04.2025 08:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."

15.04.2025 19:47 — 👍 54512    🔁 13185    💬 1067    📌 845

I read that Megan 2.0 is just a reskinned Terminator 2: Judgement Day, and now I can’t unsee that.

#horror #comewithmeifyouwanttoreboot

15.04.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is an RC Willey commercial that ends with “By the power of yadayada, I cast Magic Missile.” Guy rolls, table celebrates.

Magic Missile hits automatically. You only roll damage. The table is celebrating the damage.

This bothers me every time I see it.

#NerdWorldProblems

27.03.2025 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Anybody wanna give @annakendrick47.bsky.social my number? Pretty sure we’d have a great time just hanging out and cracking jokes at each other. And my EQ is pretty high. Just sayin. #whatshypergamy?

27.03.2025 10:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey you guys! I just made the most delicious tuna melt!

#oldpeoplepleasures

23.03.2025 02:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pleasepleaseplease tell me we’re doing Bendis’ run. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease. Please. Please. Please.

#Daredevil

05.03.2025 05:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used a coupon at the grocery store today.

The kid in my heart would like to point out that it was a digital coupon, so I’m not old yet.

But instead of watching the Daredevil premiere episodes, I’m listening to the firehose of lies.

#WhoAmI?

05.03.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is Winston Churchill visiting Washington DC to request assistance in the war against Germany. Notice he is wearing a "zip suit" and not a traditional suit. This was to honor the British troops--the same reason Zelensky dresses the way he does.

01.03.2025 15:34 — 👍 33458    🔁 9037    💬 696    📌 411
Rather Be Lucky Than Good...
YouTube video by Robert Long Rather Be Lucky Than Good...

Rather Be Lucky Than Good... youtu.be/xh8Jf1nls-w?... via @YouTube

#deadbydaylight #intothefog #shirtmysurvivor

27.02.2025 21:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Critical Minerals and Rare-Earths Deal.”

… CMRED…

… Comrade?!?

It’s RIGHT THERE.

#Kompromat

24.02.2025 23:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Would be

20.02.2025 21:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not only CAN it get a lot worse, it’s GOING to get a lot worse.

20.02.2025 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yknow the Fox TV execs were hoping someone who be attacked by a bear screaming for their family member to push the button, right? #Extraction

10.02.2025 02:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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ShadowAngel71 - Twitch Back from Anxiety for some DbD!! - P100 Mikaela, P48 Dracula #IntoTheFog, #ShirtMySurvivor

Wanna come hang?

twitch.tv/shadowangel71

07.02.2025 06:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t understand… does @WWE have a ladder you can set up in Indianapolis and climb to where the belts are hanging in San Antonio? #royalrumble #SNME

26.01.2025 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re assuming they WANT to engage and start a discussion.

I lived in Kevin McCarthy’s district for 40 years and can tell you unequivocally he had no desire to engage and have discussions.

He spent a lot more time courting Silicon Valley than actually working for us.

17.01.2025 19:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does

09.01.2025 18:53 — 👍 41191    🔁 8535    💬 624    📌 343
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Well this is fun.

09.01.2025 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do we need Doohan for that?

06.01.2025 20:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#Snoopy #Lookalikes #WWI

04.01.2025 05:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m watching Beast Games; I’m wondering what number Ben Richards is and when Mr. Beast changes his name to Killian.

#runningman #iykyk

01.01.2025 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love him in The Good, The Bad and The Fugly.

30.12.2024 04:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I will crush these children, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their mothers.

#dbd #DeadbyDaylight #Conan #MerryChristmas #HappyNewYear #GnarlyBoxingDay #HappyHanukkah #KickassKwanza

29.12.2024 22:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s the leading rumor. Unconfirmed. We also get FNAF in summer (confirmed), and the spec is Jurassic World end of summer.

29.12.2024 03:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’re supposedly getting Tokyo Ghoul in Dead By Daylight. March.

29.12.2024 02:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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