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@jessikatt.bsky.social

Show me your kitties. En Av Bluppskys kändaste skeet sommelierer.

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I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao

09.11.2025 13:01 — 👍 3095    🔁 596    💬 137    📌 408

Don't drive, take the catbus to work instead!

07.11.2025 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

06.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 10996    🔁 5135    💬 95    📌 203
Still from one of the Left 4 Dead games showing writing on a wall that says "wr are the real monsters" with a bunch of other graffiti added on insulting that message

Still from one of the Left 4 Dead games showing writing on a wall that says "wr are the real monsters" with a bunch of other graffiti added on insulting that message

06.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 102    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 4
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Gary Oldman
Dracula

*1992

05.11.2025 22:18 — 👍 35    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0
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The Simpsons, Season 10, Episode 23 "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo" (1999)
#godzilla

05.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 141    🔁 45    💬 1    📌 0
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Tula’s on the ball

05.11.2025 18:17 — 👍 714    🔁 167    💬 8    📌 25
a picture of a red-headed woman with horns saying "'Creep by Radio Head is a song i would listen to if i was a creep or a weirdo. unfortunatly im a beautiful, normal girl with big breasts & an IQ of 200". art is by verlangenlotte

a picture of a red-headed woman with horns saying "'Creep by Radio Head is a song i would listen to if i was a creep or a weirdo. unfortunatly im a beautiful, normal girl with big breasts & an IQ of 200". art is by verlangenlotte

this is me if you even care

05.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 98    🔁 21    💬 2    📌 0

Americans have spoken and they demand wokeness

05.11.2025 03:53 — 👍 6221    🔁 780    💬 45    📌 18
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bluesky mods retire bitch

05.11.2025 12:24 — 👍 7702    🔁 1617    💬 79    📌 35
Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

Photo of NBC’s exit poll data (from my work laptop, lol) showing Mamdani splitting the straight vote equally with Cuomo, but taking the LGBTQ+ vote by more than 5:1. Even though the LGBTQ+ slice is only 14% of the population, they were a LANDSLIDE in his favor.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

05.11.2025 05:39 — 👍 12211    🔁 4117    💬 58    📌 193

posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch

05.11.2025 03:14 — 👍 4546    🔁 1309    💬 26    📌 8

Cowboy Caviar is so good it's unbelievable

04.11.2025 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
From 'Grimm's Fairytales' illustrated by Arthur Rackham, 1909.

an angry looking black cat sitting on a gnarled tree

From 'Grimm's Fairytales' illustrated by Arthur Rackham, 1909. an angry looking black cat sitting on a gnarled tree

current mood

03.11.2025 23:24 — 👍 175    🔁 18    💬 3    📌 4

If you don't like my crank opinions about music, you are correct. In order to contextualize them, you should know two things about me:

1. I hate fun.
2. I think art, even at its silliest or most seemingly insubstantial, should always be a painful harrowing of the soul.

02.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 964    🔁 48    💬 37    📌 8

fleetwood mac rösten but time makes you balder

02.11.2025 16:16 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Lista med saker äkta sverigevänner är rädda för

Lista med saker äkta sverigevänner är rädda för

01.11.2025 16:27 — 👍 54    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 1
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Review request from an MPDI journal.

#AcademicSky

31.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 56    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 3
En wok med mapo tofu

En wok med mapo tofu

Mapo tofu!

31.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Foto på sex kolsvarta kattungar som fått varsin liten krage i form av svarta fladdermusvingar. Bedårande!

Foto på sex kolsvarta kattungar som fått varsin liten krage i form av svarta fladdermusvingar. Bedårande!

Spooky season, så här är några fladdrisar:

31.10.2025 08:19 — 👍 31    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1

Post a perfect metal album from the 90’s

29.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A shocked looking lemur

A shocked looking lemur

Me reading your posts

29.10.2025 19:13 — 👍 153    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

28.10.2025 12:23 — 👍 14257    🔁 4420    💬 119    📌 250
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When it finally gets cool outside in autumn

26.10.2025 11:50 — 👍 135    🔁 38    💬 3    📌 1

Oooo tiny baby

24.10.2025 04:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong.

Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.

21.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 7265    🔁 1995    💬 68    📌 60
Bokomslag av The Art of Prophecy av Wesley Chu. Det finns konst av en kvinna som har en svärd i handen och titta på något.

Bokomslag av The Art of Prophecy av Wesley Chu. Det finns konst av en kvinna som har en svärd i handen och titta på något.

Ååå Becky Chambers e underbart! Jag måste läsa mer om hennes böcker.

Jag läser The Art of Prophecy av Wesley Chu! Det e den första boken på en serie av tre. Det e jättefin!

21.10.2025 13:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
An incredibly crude illustration of the mythical cryptid The Mothman. This is just a vaguely winged looking human done in simple black with two red circles for eyes against a white background.

An incredibly crude illustration of the mythical cryptid The Mothman. This is just a vaguely winged looking human done in simple black with two red circles for eyes against a white background.

I love illustrations of Mothman that are like this

19.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 272    🔁 52    💬 13    📌 1

Well well well

20.10.2025 11:47 — 👍 3753    🔁 1011    💬 21    📌 10

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