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Jordan (Virtuoso Stance)

@jordancates.bsky.social

Worst of his name, Computer Science and IT Boy, Writer, Dungeon Master, Critter, Ace, aka SentinelTheFirst (he/him)

25 Followers  |  55 Following  |  121 Posts  |  Joined: 06.11.2024  |  1.6029

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Rewatched Stranger Things and did everyone just gaslight themselves into thinking Steve was a bad guy?

30.11.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's awesome that Aaron Paul and Charlie Cox showed up and gave some of the best performances of their careers in video games I'm pretty sure they both forgot they were in

22.11.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Careful this Halloween, one house was giving out Sol Rings

01.11.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There's something magical about seeing both Microsoft Azure and Amazon Web Services down

29.10.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does "Fate of Ophelia" sound like a Destiny 2 exotic?

24.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might fuck around and make the Rinzler helmet from Tron Legacy

21.10.2025 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the Mariners lose tonight do you think they'll blame the AWS outage?

20.10.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am I missing something or did they try to rationalize that racist group chat by also proving they're assholes...

16.10.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need recommendations for sci-fi audiobooks from any writers and readers here, how do I get their attention, signal fire? Blood sacrifice?

30.09.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For those who missed it, Trump just told a room full of generals the military should practice on US cities

30.09.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it Thursday yet? #CriticalRole

29.09.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RUN BIOWARE, GET OUT OF THERE

29.09.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this one of the new Magic cards?

27.09.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just glad I finally know how to pronounce Melinoรซ

27.09.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's genuinely baffling how indifferent people seem to be about journalists getting killed

25.08.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey I might be misreading the news but is Texas very explicitly trying to gerrymander to keep Republicans in power?

30.07.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seeing someone you went to high school with in the wild feels like spotting a cryptid

19.07.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HUNTR/X showed up on my recommended because of how much TWICE I've listened to so it was very funny when they were the first band they beat in the movie

13.07.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still have long hair and a beard because I only ever see people regretting getting rid of their long hair or beard

07.07.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We are now closer to the year 2050 than the year 2000

03.07.2025 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reciting the Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear while making a doctor's appointment

03.07.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We as a society should bring back Geocaching

03.07.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hoping for a young liberal politician as if I don't live in Idaho where showing any sign of left leaning makes you spontaneously self-immolate

27.06.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I asked ChatGPT", "I asked Grok", I asked your mom and she said you're a little bitch

11.06.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot take: Most science fiction is actually "woke" and people like Elon Musk only claim to like it because of shitty reading comprehension

28.05.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Andor Season 1: Man, Kleya is cool, I hope we get more of her.

Season 2: Wait, no

19.05.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need to get some round glasses and a haircut to complete my transformation into Brian David Gilbert

10.05.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I for one look forward to the dysfunctional depressed found family interacting with the mostly functional family that is the Fantastic 4 #Thunderbolts

07.05.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thunderbolts, what the hell... I was expecting a marvel movie, not a case study on loneliness and depression 10/10

07.05.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm convinced like 60 percent of Americans have never opened a history book

01.05.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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