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gonna hop on prog i love shoving things up my ass

obsessed with the way samus is shmovin on the banjo announcement for Smash Remix

id never date a boy but id consider biting one if he was pretty enough

i think girls who are good at their job (me) should be paid more (one million dollar)

save me shulk catboy

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

Source: YouTube user @pidgezero_one, youtube.com/watch?v=Vt-J8PqUrRI

In a room of Bowser's Keep in Super Mario RPG, there is an invisible Mallow floating out of bounds. Here is what he looks like when made visible. He has no scripts or interactions, remaining completely inert at all times. His purpose is unknown.

wow i forgot about this place oopsie check out this cat

Indescribably poor passport style photo of me, hbomberguy

Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this

this is huge

flug with antennae! wow!

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What did Zelda do

flug eating a big slice of strawberry shortcake, they are thinking with a big thought bubble "YUM! YUM! YUM!"

my only gripe with FF7 Rebirth is that while a lot of NPC's acknowledge how hot Cloud is, no one is talking about how hot Barret is. Hope this catastrophic mistake can be fixed for part 3.

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i need to go back to pulling insane bullshit 2s i fell off so hard

flug standing there saying " i didn't feel like doing anything today, sory"

i've been in line to vote for bernie for over 8 years

A black cat lays upside down on the floor, his paws tucked in, making him look a bit like a seal.

a good place for a lie down, I guess

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bleh

Myanmar is so possessive of my boyfriend. I can’t stand her ass. 😭

flug imagining dollar

the pink one holding up glass vials full of chemicals and liquids. there are hearts around them. there is text that says "I love chemicals! + liquids"

this is awesome

DJ set where they kill you with rocks