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Can I call in sick without feeling guilt like I hit a child with my car? Can I just do that? I'm literally sick but I do this every goddamn time.

Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" • a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event » 5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014

It’s finally over

A doodle titled “yeah I love the writing process” and showing four different scenes. A figure hunched over a piece of paper, another hunched ferally over a laptop, a third making a “werk queen” face at a keyboard, and a fourth dissociating in their chair.

Back at it again in the mines

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney drawn in a poster format, mimicking an advertisement. Text on the poster reads, "Have you been accused of murder? Good! I mean, not good but I can help you! Not with the murder. Not that. I'm a lawyer. Phoenix Wright. I won't steer you wrong. Maya, you better not be writing all that on the poster."

Trucy Wright and Apollo Justice in a poster format. Text overlays them, reading, "Have you been accused of murder? Or do you want to hire a magician? We can do both! Dark Age of The Law... begone! We can also provide pianist services, free chords of steel, and we are not liable for any noise complaints. Contact Wright Anything Agency Today!"

attorney adverts #aceattorney

The hardest part about writing for me rn is what do you MEAN it won't be perfect the first time i write it??? what do you MEAN i need to go over it later.........

new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes

A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The Artful Corvid #oldknees

this clip is so fucking funny lmao

Also yes it's a dark narrative about being stuck in a religious cult because I love pain and suffering. Why do you ask?

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Despite it's length, I'm pretty happy with chapter 1 as is. I might not feel the same when I reread it though. I also noticed that I merged chapter 1 and 2 somewhat. I can probably fix that by merging the unwritten parts of chapter 2 and 3.

Oh my god my first chapter was like 8400 words?! I'm smoking the shit that made ryukishi write umineko fr.

I'm realizing one of my issues with writing is that Sabrina GETS IN THE WAY EVERY FUCKING TIME she NEEDS to be on the desk when I'm typing on a keyboard and she won't just relax on my lap. Enemy of literature.

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

I hate whenever I take a nap and I wake up and my hair is 100% completely soaked because my neck is sweating. Like excuse me? Why! No other part of me was that sweaty.

A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

Had they come out right away with "we're cutting music!" there would have been a firestorm about that. But if they make absurd proposals to cut something that is obviously critical to the functioning of schools, music does not take priority. Look at my district dawgggg I'm gettin laid off 🥲

Watched the board meeting and I'm so cooked. They're trying to cut special ed and reading intervention too, which is absolutely bonkers. But I can see parallels to this with how filmmakers avoid censorship in movies, by proposing something ridiculous so that smaller offenses can fly under the radar.

What bothers me is my local school district posting an "eligibility pool" and I'm like uhhhh is that an opening or nah?

I've been sitting in my room staring at the wall like "do i want to commute to Oakland" and the answer is probably yes because it beats substituting fr.

Um... because of budget fuckery I'll probably get laid off. Cool.

2月17日は華原博士の誕生日。Happy Birthday, Ryuuji! 🎉 #Hatoful

dio's "oh you're approaching me" scene but its blacked out so he says "oh? you're a chime?" and jotaro's response is blacked out to only read "ting" and a chime is edited over his face

confession. every time i see people talk about Chime (the bank/money/whatever app) i can only think of one of the funniest jojo memes of all time (to me)

just gotta remember it's my first big grown up story so it's simply gonna be rough no matter what

Not me waking up after 3 hours of sleep like "oh god the plot holesi just realized there are plot holes!!!" editing is my friend of course.

This is the first thunderstorm I've experienced since moving here and holy shit it shakes the entire house like an earthquake even from far away...

I finished my long long long summary which means now the next step is to Write It.
Aaaa
(I really wish I hadn't stayed up late to do this fml)

it's in john 2 and from what I read, his mom's like "the wedding party ran out of wine" and he replies like "okay and it's my business... how?" but then he proceeds to do the miracle anyway.

My grandma randomly telling bible stories and then saying Jesus turned water into wine "because his mom made him" had me laughing so hard.

Like I can personally live with feeling zero joy towards sex if it means I don't have horrible festering pimples inside my ear canal all the time. Why there, body, why there...?