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ball would be thrown into left field and two dudes would leave the game and be put on the IL

the ravens*

if i do not perceive that ravens as existing then they cannot hurt me

i think he will be fine given that it was just a tweak, if it was anything to worry about he would be sat out

we've seen like no more than ten 100+ mph pitches by O's pitchers in the last two seasons and thats boring as fuck

not that this is a good way to team build, but the O's need atleast one dude on the team that can hit 100 for vibes alone

nothing bad ever happens to yankees and its pissing me off so much

im glad some teams get to experience their young flamethrower be insane in big moments 🙃

in an alternate universe it is. just sucks it isnt this one

this was supposed to be grayson man

2nd best hitter alive and a top 10 pitcher when healthy like dude

shohei is bitw and anyone telling you otherwise is insane

if elias does this and proper acquisition of pitching i will become his biggest defender ever

he wont, but its fun to dream

only after ricocheting 20 ft into the air and hitting him again

cowser diving for a ball that then hits him on the head mid dive

him and cowser racing to see who can get a dumber injury first would be bound to happen

a mayo/holliday/basallo 1st basemen rotation would be hilarious for the size difference alone

the thought of a crochet/bradish/rogers rotation 😔

its a training camp deal, not sure why shams has it as a one year deal

will be cut and then resigned nov. 15th

sign the pirates pitching coach that they just released pls and thank you

i think its worth a shot provided we actually get a top of rotation arm as well

bradish/cease/rogers would heal me

yeah but the angels are like so incredibly incompetent its not even funny

i mean yeah, but then we're all angry about not spending actual money on a free agent coming into the season so 🤷

o'neill*

i'd rather be stuck with this o'nell contract than the 5/92 than santander got tbf

yeah i pretty much thought the same tbh, aging guy who chases a lot isnt exactly an archetype that ages gracefully

very glad he wasnt brought back on any deal actually worth something

i'll take 52 given that its 5 in the morning

very upset at some of the names i missed

yeah they are, but of his balls put in the play pulled ones are the least common at 29.4, dead centre is 32.4, and oppo is 38.2 (this season)

nothing about the profile is pleasant

want to*