Here Cum the Warm Gents

the singer jay kay being weird in his big mental moving house

we don't talk enough about how this paranoid freak released virtual insanity in 1996. years before the average person in the uk had even sent a text message, he was dancing like a maniac in his big moving gaff, enraged to the point of song by faxes, teletext and encarta 95.

120! metal reels 4 lyfe

so many things to rage on in the world but it is truly unforgivable how the tech-pilled “founder” class turned a cool music festival into a business conference

oh shit I do however have a sega genesis I can plug in

at that time in my life it was very stylish to say things like unalive your television or television is the opiate of the masses but it’s cool, i don’t watch tv, I just scroll youtube and social media for hours and hours and hours and

23 year old me would punch me in the dick for this

i now own a television for the first time ever

YouTube video by Adam Neely Suno, AI Music, and the Bad Future

less than 1 minute in and I desperately want to punch the Suno guy in the nuts www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8dc...

i want him to tranquilize me

Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel

Logging on

watching *what* now?

I suppose “air isn’t clear across the whole spectrum but our eyes evolved to sense the bands where it is” opens the discussion to a lot more difficult questions lol

man throw a tube screamer in there and it’s instant midwest emo tone

"thats crazy" from a millenial = politely feigning interest
"thats crazy" from a zoomer = "someone is going to punch you in the face here in a sec"

the tongue blep is already in my heavy rotation

i love these i love these i love these i

I love this site but also it calls my self-identity into question in that I always get Cosmic Crisps but this site is all "bwuhhh overhyped capitalist apple, if you like them you've fallen victim to branding" and I'm like that's like the opposite of what I want to be but they're GOOD APPLES

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

bussyprone amirite

oh this is relatable

Man y’all gotta go see Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die

Arcanine guy

yeahhhh ditto

alternate universe where dade spends months designing radiative cooling systems and super efficient converters and this walking bag of ketamine ambles in and is all SpAcE iS CoLd PuT a FaN oN iT

true story I once interviewed at spacex to do power electronics for starlink and I think the moment when I lost it was when they excitedly were like “we meet with elon every two weeks! he’s very involved!” and I made an undignified little snort

motherfucker gonna launch a gaming pc with a fucking fan on it

entire class yelling BATS AREN’T BUGS at the worlds shittiest man

i was allegedly precocious af lol