L'Ecossian

I just got back and I already want to go again 🥹

Listen I'm all for self-care and self-love, but...how do you find the time?? The dishwasher won't load itself, you know!

Stress is a great motivator! (If nothing else but as a sign you need to deal with the stress). But I'd choose the learning option. Being able to speak any language, play any musical instrument, craft any thing, engage fully in any conversation on any topic...how rich my life would be!

All LLM content is hallucination. It’s just that some of it makes sense to us. It’s up to us to ascribe the appropriate meaning (if anyway), and to do so intentionally and thoughtfully.

Perhaps the lesson is to be mindful of one’s appearance, but not become blinded by vanity!

In fact, turns out good hygiene might be the key to successful conquest not just of fair maidens, but entire countries!

The Lovebug wishes you a wonderful Valentine’s Day, and reminds you that love can take many forms (although the best ones involve gentle nibbling)

Haha fair enough, I’m no paragon of fashion and can’t speak for all guys. But I certainly appreciate the effort ladies put into their appearance, and so why wouldn’t I try to return the compliment? Seems like a win-win!

On some guys it does look cool, but no woman I’ve known wanted to make out with a mouthful of hair ✂️

youtu.be/Sy4m-eR--XI?...

🤦‍♂️ Nothing sexier than the smell of clean hair with a hint of perfume. (Except maybe being a functioning responsible adult)

Ōtoro, Kyoto 😋

Now that’s a snack 😋

Surely happy _pumps_ day 😅

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you

(I wrote this in an internet chatroom in the late 90s, and it became a minor viral meme before such things even existed 😅)

You know I'd love to show you some things in SF 🌹