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Sim Turner

@simturner.bsky.social

Husband, father, Goose lover

585 Followers  |  181 Following  |  2,384 Posts  |  Joined: 04.12.2023  |  2.2031

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I’m worried she may be the formula’s cyber-lover… 🫣

09.08.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even robots deserve love. Or so my AI companion tells me. 😏

09.08.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t follow and appreciate this fine human being, do yourself a favor and start. πŸ₯°

09.08.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

WOULD

09.08.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dude the water SUCKS! They had to dig a well 600 feet down to find an aquifer, and it’s got so much iron in it they had to install a special filtration system because their water was coming out of the tap ORANGE! Crazy.

09.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hmmmm…I suppose the best spot for us now is my dad’s place out near Telluride. You’d love it. Very cool spot.

09.08.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah man I’d love a sour right now. Good call

09.08.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hood rats always be creepin 🀣

08.08.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do some serious stretching before the show. My legs still hurt from all the dancing.

08.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE GOONS in Burbank have been seen tearing down cameras, breaking doors, and shattering windows at a restaurant.

07.08.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3045    πŸ” 2164    πŸ’¬ 601    πŸ“Œ 278
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08.08.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah those 2 MKE jams as a 1-2 punch are pretty powerful, huh?

08.08.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that the released it on the anniversary of DMB’s special β€œrelease” in Chicago

08.08.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.08.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna go with Bonanza but that’s a wild shot in the dark

07.08.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Little house on the prarie

07.08.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alf? lol

07.08.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3rd Rock

07.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah dude…it’s all one song man

07.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh just wait till volume 1 of my Compendium of the Organos Universe gets released πŸ˜‰

07.08.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

thoughts about Royal:

1) is the β€œdead man’s song” a Jed Stone reference?

2) who is Madelena? (I looked the name up; it’s derived from Mary Magdalene)

3) do the last lines of the song also evoke Jed Stone, and the shift in melody there as well?

English major always gonna dissect the lyrics, sorry

07.08.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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WTED Goose Radio WTED Goose Radio - All Goose, All The Time

Don’t worry if you missed out on the first airing of Goose’s new single β€œRoyal” as @waltonsjoint.bsky.social is gonna stay live on the air for a little while and play it again after a few tasty jams. Tune in now for some late-night fun!

WTEDradio.com

07.08.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that’s a VERY good one. Nice work.

07.08.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tune in RIGHT NOW for a new goose track!!!

07.08.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another Turb-like Billy Joel tune.

07.08.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New Goose single just dropped on Bandcamp?

07.08.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s the worst

07.08.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CatechismCalico?

07.08.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TabernacleTabby?

07.08.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PiousPussy?

07.08.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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