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@simturner.bsky.social

Husband, father, Goose lover

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I no longer like this joke 😬πŸ₯Ί

13.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard says " i forgive you " while wearing a suit and tie ALT: a man with a beard says " i forgive you " while wearing a suit and tie
11.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man singing into a microphone with the words " you may be right " above him ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " you may be right " above him
11.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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😳

11.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RR for sure!

10.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly not this time. Wish we could swing it!

10.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I mean it feels like it has *more* β€œjust noise” than some other examples. Not saying it’s all β€œjust noise” (it really does rule), but I like a few other examples of what Pete was talking about more.

Gonzo Thatch is a good example too. That thing was aggressively noisy, but not β€œjust noise.”

10.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I scratch my head a bit about GR Madh for this reason. It is way more β€œjust noise” IMHO.

Clearly Peter is crazy 😏🀣πŸ₯°

10.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Alpharetta Madhuvan AND Goosemas Madhuvan are both really good examples of this from the 2nd half of the year. Dissonance coupled with ongoing musical conversation (ie not just β€œnoise), as well as great dichotomy with blissful responses.

10.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish knowledge=power in this case

10.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Justice for the Explosions in the Sky tease! Yes!!! Justice for the GR 1/2 Step! β™₯️

Here’s to more like it in 2026! πŸ”₯πŸͺΏβ™₯️

@hosewood.bsky.social @peteranspach.bsky.social

10.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

10.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

10.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would light the menorah with that crew any time of year. πŸ₯°

09.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man this may be the winner.

09.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the routine would take like…so long to get to the interesting part! 🀣

09.02.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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VERY IMPORTANT OLYMPICS QUESTION:

What Goose song would be best suited for a figure skating routine in the Olympics?

09.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Bigger question I have is was that the little boy ICE kidnapped who he handed the Grammy to?!?

09.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today marks the 1 year anniversary of the 2025 JOTY.

07.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The real wizards were the modelos we froze along the way

07.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every American needs to watch this:

05.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20242    πŸ” 10144    πŸ’¬ 565    πŸ“Œ 960

GA?

05.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The look on his face at the end of the clip as the match is supposed to start is incredible. Welcome to the resistance!

05.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 31924    πŸ” 13739    πŸ’¬ 593    πŸ“Œ 1608

There’s an amazing @xkcd.com β€œWhat If” that touches on this. what-if.xkcd.com/63/

We can’t comprehend the vastness of big numbers. This is one of my favorite excerpts from that What If piece:

β€œEyewitnesses report that the snake was between 1 millimeter and 1 kilometer long." πŸ€ͺ

04.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Late stage capitalism means buy 2 but only get 1. 😏πŸ€ͺ

04.02.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So far I have not heard of a single person who lives in the state of Colorado who has received an email for RR tix. Makes perfect sense… πŸ™ƒ

03.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think if you read the fine print it says β€œhahahaha you idiots, we already allocated all the tickets to Epstein’s ticket scalper team, so go fuck yourselves!”

03.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is from the registration page, but it’s not real clear

03.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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