Sim Turner @simturner - Bluesky Profile

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CSU 2023 Goose

14.10.2025 04:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2

Who wore it better?

14.10.2025 02:49 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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13.10.2025 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup MKE EMG is still jam of the year. I think it might be at the top of my all time list.

12.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Still can’t believe this happened

12.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This rules

12.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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12.10.2025 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Such a rad idea. Love you guys.

10.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

👀

10.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We could just tackle him and wrap him in TP at Goosemas?

10.10.2025 02:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My only concerns is making sure @lisaborden.bsky.social doesn’t end up stuck with the cleanup

10.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Well, we’d have to buy the TP in Canada to avoid tariffs. Also, there’s so many trees there I think the TP is free?

10.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They had to compete with Coors “Banquet” Beer 🤣

10.10.2025 01:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let’s all make a cross the border expedition and TP @rystorm.bsky.social !!!

10.10.2025 01:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Totally

09.10.2025 00:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it possible to cry EVERY time I listen to this? I’m on about a dozen plays already without a dry eye to be found.

@peteranspach.bsky.social THANK YOU for making me cry that night, and a dozen times since. You guys just absolutely rule. 🥹🥰🪿🔥❤️
@goose-band.bsky.social

09.10.2025 00:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

squirtle is riding a wave in the ocean in a cartoon . ALT: squirtle is riding a wave in the ocean in a cartoon .

07.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m dressing as Squirtle and taking Little Yeti trick or treating (she’s also a Pokemon)

07.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

👀

07.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gonna tell my kids that Wizard Frog is @basty-michael.bsky.social

🤣♥️✊

06.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Only a buncha sissies would jam 1 and then not 2. They better not be sissies.

05.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you hurt yourself trying to stop the pee midstream?

05.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

It’s gonna be Mr Action tonight

04.10.2025 21:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No im back in Denver. Dance extra hard for me!

04.10.2025 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Correct

04.10.2025 11:17 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Goedde’s bendy lights remain undefeated. ✨

04.10.2025 10:41 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

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04.10.2025 01:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I’m legitimately still shaking after Wake Up. Never thought I’d catch that one. We got @goose-band.bsky.social best song last night with Dim Lights and now the best cover with Wake Up tonight. My heart is so full. THANK YOU Goose! 🙏🪿🔥❤️

04.10.2025 01:34 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I’m dead. Unbelievable. 🥹

04.10.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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