intercontinental ballistic woman kisser

i should eat another 2 eggs 2 eggs does the trick hm 2 more eggs WAITER

150mg caffeine and 2 cigarettes in the middle of the night just to feel something .surely you will not regret 150mg caffeine and 2 cigarettes in the middle of the night. what. if you feel something

Ingrid, my fucking GIRL!

Working toward a comic about her currently… 😎😎😎

Peridot sitting on the floor, hair messy as she excitedly turns around from playing a Gamecube game, controller still in hand. She's also wearing a Tri-Force t-shirt, marking her as a "gamer."

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Jim Halpert neutral air

remember our promise. 🔻 #signalis

Painting of Link with a million little gadgets and weapons from across the games. I worked harder on this in a 5 week period than any other thing I’ve ever painted. I think I almost died working on this lol

Happy Zelda 40th anniversary!

more like shite coding

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makes me scared Dont get scared Whoooos afraid of the big bad blunt? [leaf emoji] Did I scared you yeah... smoke ip baby Here's what to expect during your smokje: [lots of scary emojis such as zombies, bats, and jack o lanters] SPOT THE GIRL! SPOT THE WHITE ELF! You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

I'm sorry, I love this post so much

we need a macklemore for trans women

Vinesauce Joel would see one person mention a "skeleton posing program" while playing something different and would proceed to look it up and download it to do a 48 minute long bit where he does this and says "my bönaŕ when I see... de böubiss"

meowl son or cabbit daughter

农神
#SIGNALIS

we found him and heard his noise

Unreasonably obsessed with this artwork by vinneart on X

i think this is probably like top 5 posts ever

i would try extraction shooters if you got to play as a young witch girl in alps trying to extract her trapped cat

Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020 https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
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portal fanart of me fawning over glados

yeah

High refresh rates are a scourge. You're at 60fps, having a great time. You see a 120hz screen, now you're ruined on 60. You glimpse 165, now 120 is trash. Some guy tries to show you 240, you shut your eyes, you don't open them til he's dead. You've killed a man now and for what

im inventing new, never seen technology called "ignoring things" and baby, it's about to change youer life.

cigarette pack calculator

logging on

There was a secret alt version??

More DOOMed space yuri.
now with Storch and that giant nose!
and Falke, and Adler, and whatever-the-hell-that-chimera-abomination-is

#SIGNALIS #signalisfanart

Closeup of Lost Judgment liquor bottle with some "lorem ipsum" type text on it.

I spent way too much time look at liquor bottles in Lost Judgment yesterday and the whisky's having been manufactured understands and it doesn't understand for the first time when where it was.

sometimes. your brain will decide Fuck this tranny!!!! and make the dream of fumbling blonde twink with kawasaki jacket .