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@lalonde.bsky.social

native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist

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terrifying what ai is capable of these days. just this morning i encountered an image of a woman with a penis that was so convincing i briefly forgot that was physiologically impossible

15.02.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

terrifying what ai is capable of these days. just this morning i encountered an image of a woman with a penis that was so convincing i briefly forgot that was physiologically impossible

15.02.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm going to make an actionable threat against your person

15.02.2026 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can you grab me a beigel ok thanks

15.02.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
real grade shining gundam doing a sicknasty shining finger

real grade shining gundam doing a sicknasty shining finger

SAY THE LINE, DOMKN

*sigh* this hand of mine glows with an awesome power...

14.02.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

something incredibly dark about those videos where they reveal musty 37-year olds were children from viral 2000s videos. if a man told me charlie bit his finger i would strike him down where he stood

14.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:(((((((

14.02.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that's emily green........

14.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
cameron winter looking hittable with a large cobble

cameron winter looking hittable with a large cobble

i understand how you could see this man and not want to nurse him back to health after finding him in the street with severe cranial trauma. but i simply cannot relate

14.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU

14.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

soi-disant "lesbians" are trying their hardest to gaslight me into thinking cameron winter is unattractive. but my resolve is unwavering

14.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

roses are gred
violets are grue
it's after time t
baby i have you

14.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:(

14.02.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... not!!!!!!

14.02.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i love being a person

14.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

exactly the kind of response i'd expect from one of you people πŸ™„

13.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fucky guy yaoi for mlms (mullets who love moustaches)

13.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what the fuck's wrong with you. i didn't mean those slightly different trannies. the ones i mean are actually slightly different to those ones

13.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a. a bourgeois graduation monkey???

13.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

explain??

13.02.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

look sometimes a girl's just got inexhaustible reservoirs of hate in her heart

13.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#testimonals 😭

13.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i will admit i do kind of spontaneously break into stridently listing my grievances with abstract concepts and inanimate objects alike with a certain degree of regularity,

13.02.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

do you think protestants would stop insisting on the king james bible if we started calling them "theeaboos"

13.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
mel and another interlocutor accusing me of sounding like charles darwin for his quotes like "i hate every wave of the ocean", "i am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world" and "i am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody", amongst others

mel and another interlocutor accusing me of sounding like charles darwin for his quotes like "i hate every wave of the ocean", "i am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world" and "i am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody", amongst others

i'm okay. it's just that i've been accused by multiple close personal friends of sounding like charles darwin

13.02.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

it's absurdly extra that this thing comes with a whole action base 5 as standard

14.10.2024 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tbf as a former trans teenager i am very sympathetic to anyone prevented from accessing finasteride

13.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
yoon suk yeol photograph. he looks healthy and clean-cut

yoon suk yeol photograph. he looks healthy and clean-cut

yoon suk yeol after having his vital essences slurped silly style

yoon suk yeol after having his vital essences slurped silly style

yoon suk yeol attempts worst autocoup ever, forced to skip skincare routine for one day

13.02.2026 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

mornings are for dozing gently and cooking kimchi egg... :(

13.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i thought i'd hate it but it turns out having a novel, tactile creative task with a tangible reward at the end kind of works really well for me

12.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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