Virty V. Virtugon

It is Friday. PLEASE tell me your best cyber puns. 🙏

I shall start:

Where did the hacker go?
She ransomware.

Womp womp! Send me your groaners!

Me: I want to have more friends

Tech companies:

It's difficult for me to express in words just how frustrating it is when Microsoft, Google, AND Apple try (constantly) to force me to save online (onto THEIR cloud) instead of locally, removing my options. I literally HATE it. Stop taking away my choices.

Like if you agree.

Contrary to popular belief, some things shouldn't be connected to any network.

Vicious little barstewards around here

The Expanse: Osiris Reborn | Reveal Trailer

▶️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQi...

▪️Single-player, story driven action RPG
▪️Choose to be an Earther, Martian or Belter
▪️Third-person, cover focused gunplay/abilities
▪️Lead your own ship and crew, make choices, etc

This looks amazing, holy fuck! 😮

Can the disability of one be a kink or fetish of another? And how is this experienced by people with disabilities? (As in: how ethical is it to fetishise a disability?)

If you're over 30, quote this with some life advice.

Remember, nobody appointed you to be the Fun Police.

If someone enjoys a sport or a hobby or a fandom you don't, or paints their car a color you don't like or whatever, you do not need to inform the world how much you disapprove.

From r/gamedev Posted by u/Fragsworth • 9h ago Give a man a game and he'll have fun for a day. Teach a man to make games and he'll never have fun again + 2.1k upvotes 158 Share

creator

The oldest piece of malware ever discovered is a series of punch cards from the 1950s that, when fed into a specific mainframe, would cause it to play a very annoying polka tune indefinitely 🙃

You simply cannot tariff penguins without expecting repercussions.

sénior developer fixing bugs live on production

It is a scientifically proven fact that experienced Linux and Unix terminal users develop an involuntary "Ctrl+C" reflex. This reflex is so strong that they have been observed attempting to use it during everyday conversations to interrupt unwanted monologues.

Darth Vader Accidentally Texts Death Star Plans to Bothan Spy CORUSCANT, GALACTIC CORE — Wide-spread turmoil rocked the galaxy today, as an anonymous Bothan spy revealed he had been accidentally added to the Empire’s comm…

Darth Vader Accidentally Texts Death Star Plans to Bothan Spy
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Lmao 🤣 savages

Amur and Timur are a tiger and a goat who established an unlikely interspecies friendship in a safari park in Primorye in the Far East of Russia. Timur was placed in Amur's enclosure as food but, by his confident behaviour, established a rapport with Amur, who did not eat him.

Biographies of J.R.R. Tolkien and Agatha Christie

Mordor on the Orient Express

A Hacker Group Within Russia’s Notorious Sandworm Unit Is Breaching Western Networks A team Microsoft calls BadPilot is acting as Sandworm's “initial access operation,” the company says. And over the last year it's trained its sights on the US, the UK, Canada, and Australia.

Microsoft finds a team within Sandworm has been carrying out widespread initial access operations on behalf of the GRU group and focused on US, UK, Canada and Australia networks over 2024, exploiting Connectwise ScreenConnect and Fortinet FortiClient EMS. www.wired.com/story/russia...

My 76-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.

After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."

Me: Dancing as if no one’s watching.

Whenever a technologist says the solution is to "just do X" you can rest assured that "just" is doing some seriously heavy lifting in that recommendation...

the oldest trick in the book

Logic gate

Star Trek Discovery scene between Michael Burnham (human) and Saru (alien largely humanoid in structure and v tall with no hair and lots of wavy facial loaf and lines, clearly not from earth) We're somewhere off ship and it's nighttime. The background of the scene is maybe a cave or the interior of a or something. Picture 1: Michael Burnham is pictured in uniform, she looks looks strained. Closed caption reads, "You look exhausted." Picture 2 & 3 is on Saru. He's sitting and holding a hand to the side of his face, with a pained exhausted expression. Closed caption reads, "It's the constant noise generated by this planet."

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