Mat Ryer

I hope you’re referring to The Bastard Waltz?

T-minus: year-end → next up 🚀

How we closed the fiscal year: Strong revenue growth + expanding AI adoption + open observability leadership.

Thanks for building with us in the open!

Read: https://grafana.com/about/press/2026/02/03/grafana-labs-caps-a-breakout-year-of-growth-and-product-innovation/

I just saw somebody who was EXACTLY ny height. Weird.

This is ticking along nicely still, would love to have you on board. I don't feel bad promoting it because I'm comfortably making a loss on it. Trailer from @matryer.bsky.social once more.

It means the string cows are stressed out.

My phone adds fog because I don’t clean it.

It definitely had an infinite monkeys feel to it - but yeah, it found a sofa order from years ago.

Email search just helped me for the first time ever.

That’s not very nice.

Anyway, happy birthday.

@lawyerlisa.bsky.social can you say something else so I can finish my ‘that’s my parkrun’ set.

Then people have to pay double when they land on me.

I just put on yesterday’s clothes, which is my parkrun outfit.

I went for a walk to get coffee this morning which is my parkrun.

How big are the local indexes?

Hopefully when you land you can decompress.

(Starts work on a new Tesco theme tune)

I can’t believe she was the secret Santa.

Sounds like it sucks.

I was warned about social media being toxic but never experienced it myself until now.

What, we’re all dogs are we? Thanks Matthew. Thanks a lot.

Trod on a plug. Not a great start.

That time of year when we all increase the number at the end of our passwords.

My opinion is also meaningless as I have no idea what I’m doing. I rely on Watson saying “no that’s guff, do another” a lot.

Thank you - I loved making it.

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Just been told chess is not like PS5s.

Now you can play together.

Full fat Mat.

Phew, at least it’s not Covid.

Same.

Yup.