ivy~

estrogen could have saved her

she's literally on my couch muttering things like "God, i could fix her" and "i feel like i fell in love a little bit"

"i will bleed... ache... suffer..."
and then she said "hey babygirl. hey baby" and then fluttered her tongue

watching gdt Frankenstein with a goth woman claiming of the creature "i could fix her! put her in a dress; she'll go 'skirt go spinny.' it'll be fine!" and i actually believe her

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Wet Hot American Gooner

shitposting is gooning for her

sheldon rankins, you have achieved a SCORIGAMI

I'm very much looking forward to the next episode of Lesbian Kim Wexler Vs. The Borg only on Apple TV

oh hell yeah

can't believe we're going to run out of potable water because those bitches are too good for noctua

Alan Tudyk's Star Warssona

women

me, to the 3d printer: my beloved child, how is your first two-color print going?

the 3d printer: 🍝🍝🍝

pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight

got aotc on my first season doing retail raiding and ksl on my first season doing m+, lfgggggg

extremely funny to me that Gabe Newell won the console war

this is you

I'm absolutely sick of this "post nut clarity" shit. You're dehydrated, chug a gatorade and get back in there, champ.

oh. i think my living situation might actually be frying my brain in some destructive ways. that's probably not good.

congratulations!!!

A mysterious redacted expert in submersibles was interviewed by the Coast Guard during the OceanGate Titan investigation.

It is seemingly James Cameron — “Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic”

good morning~

seeing my friends play a show while a cute girl nuzzles her head into my chest was incredible, need this to happen again sometime

habby bithday

The virgin “have a good day” vs. the Chad “be safe”

just got an ad for portable piss bags. i get the vision, but i'm not into ws like that.

goth women,,,

first of all, being a reply girl works