minty 🪐

i want a job thats just 'this is your task' and then i sit and do the task
why does everything have to be 'youre responsible for like 20 things and we wont even tell you what 10 of them are until you have to do them and you must also be a social butterfly and bend to our every whim'

ive always interpreted it as more 'have you considered doing this?' in a helpful manner in case they missed it - but then im dumb and miss the simple solutions a lot so sometimes need someone else to help me realize things 😭😭

if no ones got me i know some random middle aged woman on mumsnet got me

“You’re in the top 10% of Snapchat senders” and it’s just me sending femboy pics to @mintythemeow.bsky.social

thinking about how linus tech tips probably has family members asking for help with tech issues every holiday season

glad to know my year of studying japanese finally paid off 👍

the straight side of my bisexuality grabs me by the throat and shakes me violently whenever i see sabrina carpenter

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noooooo 😭😭😭😭

having both stomach pain and back pain at the same time makes it feel like youre being squeezed in a vice help meeee 😭😭😭

im the genre of autism that gets excited about the idea of owning a label maker

little kitten tucked into bed staring into the distance

actual photo of me trying to convince myself that getting up to go to work is worth it

a hand holding a packaged tampon

the customers at work do some pretty strange things, but leaving a tampon in the baguette holder is definitely one of the more interesting

i was IN THE ZONEEEEE and then i had to LEAVEEEEE 😭😭😭😭

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I DONT WANNA GO TO WORK I WANT TO EDIT ARREGGGHHHH

illustration of power lines and a rooftop silhouetted against a cotton candy sky. a faint crescent moon in the top right corner, one single crow on the lines. snowflakes softly falling but THIS TIME the colours are RIGHT it's higher contrast! pinker! sharper! bolder! but still soft :)

an absolute sucker for a cotton candy sky

my computer is too warm

my hands are too cold

there's an invention waiting to exist here why is nobody making the handheld human heat sink coupler

"hi! I'm your hardware that used to work just fine, but now fails to do a fairly basic thing you counted on it for because of an automatic required update. brought to you by, the makers of: everything! everything does this now™️"

today i learned that love actually is a christmas movie and is also british??????

i know its not very on brand for me to sound so straight but god women are amazing

one of my favorite genres of music is 'white guy raps about how he saves money and is broke in the same way rappers typically rap about being rich'

working at a vet is funny because i’ll see like 3 pets named luna come in then all of a sudden naruto the maine coon is here

youre hiding in her walls
im hiding in her foreskin
we are not the same

i take boy juice daily :D
interpret that how you will :)

I'm just realising that it's okay to not draw and create every day and that "unproductive" days are completely normal and needed in order to preserve the joy of making art. I always feel bad when I take a day off but it prevents me from burning out myself.

does every man reach an age where they just suddenly get the strong urge to DIY and make stuff?

its wild to think that once upon a time if asked what year you were born you could just reply '5'

I NEED TO PUT YOU IN A BLENDER AND DRINK YOU LIKE SOUP

i need to put him in the tumbledryer chat
I NEED TO PUT HIM IN THE MICROWAVE

a small bunny in a perfect round shape placed in an ice cream scoop tool

get scooped LOSER