Will Jagielski-Harrison

got em

Donkey Kong Bananza Triggers My Completionist Addiction Nintendo's new platformer is a trap for my compulsive need to smash every rock and collect every banana. Please, I don't want to. Help.

I was at @adashtra.bsky.social's place recently and finally got my hands on a Switch 2 and Donkey Kong. Verdict?

Oh. I can't play this game. My brain will not let me. Lets talk about Powerwash Simulator, Captain D's, and "Kids Eat Free":

www.thegamer.com/donkey-kong-...

Had to do it to em

Erasure

I am a professional.

Right?

i cant do it, too much to punch

It was "La Bomba".

Donkey Kong Bananza Triggers My Completionist Addiction Nintendo's new platformer is a trap for my compulsive need to smash every rock and collect every banana. Please, I don't want to. Help.

I was at @adashtra.bsky.social's place recently and finally got my hands on a Switch 2 and Donkey Kong. Verdict?

Oh. I can't play this game. My brain will not let me. Lets talk about Powerwash Simulator, Captain D's, and "Kids Eat Free":

www.thegamer.com/donkey-kong-...

I think its an inverse power problem. Captain America probably couldn't beat a speedster. Superman would lose to a good psychic. Can't have that.

Mad Max. Hell, I'll go play Mad Max right now.

lol wow

We Deserve Better Than How to Train Your Dragon Live-Action reboot slop, classics on 4K UHD, and more

I'd love to get away from Substack. Please become a paid subscriber, and I can make that happen.

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the crust-mask is off

The rare Wifeleaver POTG

I'll save it

Shohei Ohtani struck out 8 batters and hit a 2-run home run as the St. Louis Cardinals defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers, 5-3.

Wednesday?

An ad stating that Hank Hill's favorite at Whataburger is the Double Meat burger

Whataburger is doing a King of the Hill tie-in, but they're not even doing anything different they're just saying Hank would get a #2. Not even a Hank Hill Meal just "he would order what is already on the menu", which is true to be fair.

Never again

loki cosplay

I bought a shirt

Dear manga publishers, we don’t want your AI translations VIZ Media quietly added an AI-translated manga to their app and hoped no one would notice. We did and want none of it.

VIZ Media quietly added an AI-translated manga to their app and hoped no one would notice. We did.

Manga deserves better than cheap, soulless automation. This is a betrayal of translators, fans, and the art form.

We don't want your AI translations!

sigh I never got to try that

the color or the flavor

im sad I wasn't

Enako's post on X showwing her in a large public bath with the sentence "Take a bath" and the subtext "Stop looking for reasons not to bathe"

Cosplayer Enako made a poster she intends to distribute at Comiket 106, encouraging stinky attendees to "come to Comiket after bathing!" The poster says "take a bath" and "stop looking for reasons not to bathe."

Tradwife CCs are just egirls for dudes with Bass Pro Shop hats

heart wants what the heart wants

boobs can be ethereal too