Andy Patrick

Debuting my new offensive performance measurement stat BILE

BILE
IS
LITERALLY
EQUAL TO THE AMOUNT OF BILE IN YOUR SYSTEM THIS ISN'T A STAT ITS A MEASURE OF THE BILE WHICH CAN BE CLEANED THROUGH OLD TIMEY MEDICINE ADMINISTERED BY A BARBER SURGEON

Gotta be purple or orange I think. I'm inclined to go with purple. What a tail.

Out! Out damn boys! Life's but a walking shadow

A bunch of comments on Athletics Instagram telling them to sell the team

They already did on Instagram and it's going great

Are Dots and Jujubes the same thing? Please use your blue checkmark wisely

Spupid stoonerism

Was the pitcher Matt Garza

I drag bunted basically every game once I got to Pony. Gotta play the hand you're dealt, at some point, as the small fast kid.

I see you staring again at the "Can Josh Sborz Start" draft you've had your eye on for years

Finally finished Hollow Knight Silksong. An amazing game. Probably a clean 10/10. Enjoyed every minute, including the hours I spent on the last boss. Thank you for everything Team Cherry.

Lemon from 30 rock saying "It has a ham button! You used my idea!"

Running for Pope on a "Frustrated with Jesus" platform

When I worked at Sony in my first QA job they had Spore posters on the wall for some reason

I can appreciate the motivation behind all these UI's even if they look ridiculous now.

I loved this thing as a kid. We never had it at my house but a friend's house did and I thought it was so cool.

The way she says "Butt'riest" gets me every time

Oh I thought Glow Riders was the name. Weird!

Apparently Colorado Springs and Northern Colorado are out, and Modesto and Long Beach are in. The league as a whole seems to be shifting more to the West.

Wily Mo Pigeon

Dr Steve Brule wants you to give your bones

Angels 2026 strategy

Faction's Reaction for Jaxson Action Impaction gains Traction

Chavez, Donaldson, Chapman?

This guy desperately wishes his first name was Columbo

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

He's just gonna call it Trump Stadium and get his followers to do the same and hope nobody realizes that's not the actual name

A hot pot menu that charges 7.99 for kids 3 feet or shorter and 16.99 for kids 4 feet or shorter

We got the same thing recently at hot pot. Different prices for kids pots depending on their height

I agree. Gathering thing is close to the platonic ideal, but I like that this dude also reflects the other Andy/Brian meme of me not understanding why Rod of Ruin isn't great value

Joo dee, one of many, 1B, creature, black and tap to surveil 1, create a token copy, then sacrifice an artifact or creature. Activate as sorcery. 2/2.

@briangamesmckay.bsky.social I'm not going to play this set but I feel obligated to point this one for the bit

Over a delicious Giant hamburger from Nation's.

This is the sixth straight season in which a Will Smith wins a World Series:
 
2025: C Will Smith (LAD)
2024: C Will Smith (LAD)
2023: LHP Will Smith (TEX)
2022: LHP Will Smith (HOU)
2021: LHP Will Smith (ATL)
2020: C Will Smith (LAD)