Alticus Eroticus

A little extra this #humpday 😈😉

I need to get better at rubbing moisturiser in…

Happy #fcf 🍆🍆

Just proud of how the chest definition is coming on…

If I was there mate, we wouldn’t be leaving that room! 🍆💦😉

#Humpday (Almost)

Bluesky asks me ‘What’s up?’ This is… 😈

Make #scs grow into something more exciting…

Happy #fcf. Give it some attention 🍆

Happy #humpday 🍑

It’s a lot of fun I bet x

Orange jock and chest pump 😉

Apparently it’s #scs and I posted a pic earlier with a hardon. Excuse me, recovering from a migraine and my brain is a bit pickled 🤪

Hot 🔥😈

Typical that I wake up on a Saturday morning feeling 🤢 Not enough to dampen the horn tho so come cheer me up… 😈

The same unfortunately but you still look 🔥 I hope you get better soon 😘

Happy #fcf lads!

My cumshots are quite intense so always find it difficult to hold the camera steady and am never happy with the end result when I position the camera haha. But yeh will get some done. Ideally a cameraman would be helpful 😇

Wish I was there 😈👅

Play away 😉😉😜

Some people’s sense of entitlement is bizzare, don’t let them piss you off too much. More their problem than yours. ☺️

Haha, although I don’t want any kind of pussy anywhere near it 🙀🤪

Was waking up slowly and then my morning ‘me time’ was disturbed by the cat! 🥴

I’ll blow dry it for you if you like, emphasis on the blow and wet rather than dry but you can see where I’m going with this 😉😈🥵

Yours or someone else? Hehe. ☺️

Fck it! It’s Friday! 🥳

It’s #Fursday down south 😉😈

Ahoy thurrr me humpties ⚓️😝🤪

Anybody want to take a seat? Or get below the desk 😈😉

Pin me down! 😈🥵😉