Teddy McCool

On the flip side, reading what's in quotes as sarcasm can sometimes make it funny

What game were you playing? 🎮

Genderswapped Sam Raimi's Spider-Man but make it sexy

Just decided that every Sunday for the rest of winter, I'll make a nice, big batch of soup for dinner. And I shall call it... Soup-er Bowl Sunday.

Yeah, I'll show myself out.

Recent hits that fit the bill are green gumbo and braised-then-broiled spare ribs. Poached chicken in a water/soy/sugar/salt/garlic brine is easy and satisfying with the right sauces. Chicken sauce piquant is a spicy/savory/stewy fave. But my ultimate comforts are sheet-pan pizza and Japanese curry

It is mind boggling how many dudes are completely clueless about this stuff/basic female anatomy when there's literally never been an easier time to look things up. One friend didn't even know the clit has a hood (and then I immediately felt bad for his wife)

Sex workers at Pahrump brothel are unionizing, alleging unfair contracts and conditions - The Nevada Independent In the last week, the brothel has fired three workers who challenged a new contract that they say is unfair. Lawyers have filed an injunction with the federal labor board.

🌟 Sex workers at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, are unionizing with the Communications Workers of America @cwaunion.bsky.social

Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson
thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...

hello 911? yea me again…something was on my tv that wasnt tailored specifically to the demographic im in

As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...

When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”

www.reuters.com/investigatio...

Macbeth: SHIT

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

My values don’t align with those of conservative men’s (to put it lightly) so I don’t want them as clients but also because they’re bad in bed. Who would’ve thought not caring about women’s rights in every other aspect of life would mean they don’t care about women’s sexual pleasure or comfort? 🤯

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

By the way, for those of you not in MN: Homan’s strategy was to withdraw some agents, so it felt like we were in the denouement of the crisis, and then escalate hard against observers. They’re being incredibly aggressive with observers now. National media may not want to check out just yet

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

"Gambit but make it sexy"

That t-shirt! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Besides being a judgy narc, going out of their way to DM you and phrase it how they did just gives off whiffs of lacking self-confidence/acceptance. Bad match indeed

Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

We don’t owe them anything. They spent a decade ignoring obvious evidence implicating the most guilty while fabricating insane accusations against the innocent.

From: Larry Summers < To: jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> Subject: Re: Date: Mon, 28 Dec 2015 14:54:40 +0000 Jamaica very good Kids great though tired of some of their admiration for Bernie sanders. How ru? Sent from my iPad

Larry Summers complaining to Epstein that his kids admire Bernie Sanders too much

I've used ClearSky without having to log in, though. You just search for your own username and it still shows you lists/starter packs you're in

ClearSky ClearSky - Bringing information closer to you

Put in your handle on clearsky.app and you should be able to see lists and starter packs you're in

Mamdani names reformer Stanley Richards to steer chaotic Rikers complex Exactly one month into his term, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has appointed a formerly incarcerated person to manage the facility.

Mayor Mamdani names criminal justice reformer Stanley Richards as NYC’s new Department of Correction commissioner

Richards is the first formerly incarcerated person to lead the city’s jails system

@gothamist.com @wnyc.org

gothamist.com/news/mamdani...

Ocean Beach this morning… just wow!!

Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that

we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???

3 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up. Panel 2: An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!” Panel 3: The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles. Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.

get it right

If you're in the US and relucant to test, please know:

- Health plans HAVE to cover on-site testing FOR FREE
- Clinic finder: gettested.cdc.gov
- TakeMeHome mails rapid HIV tests, and others w/ lab dropoff depending on state, FOR FREE
- LetsGetChcked self-tests: $149, ship samples back for free

I think most people don't understand that just because an SW is an SW, that doesn't mean their sexual health is worse than yours: it actually means it's probably way better. It's in their best interest to test more/be safer because IT'S HOW THEY MAKE MONEY