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matt - 31 - mtl - he/him - queer probably tired ποΈπ΅πΈπΈπ©π¨π©
Bene Gesserit = girls groupchat
Bene Tleilax = boys groupchat
I take it back
Emilia Perez oscar sweep
Damn, mother darling, you live like this?
15.01.2025 21:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Count Orlok voice:
I'm so julia
GADDAFI IN SQUID GAME?!??
28.12.2024 03:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Meat Build
15.12.2024 17:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(someone commits political violence) Revolution!! Viva la... (reading the first page of the manifesto) ...Foreskin Restoration??
09.12.2024 22:52 β π 2002 π 264 π¬ 22 π 12following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets
09.12.2024 15:19 β π 7559 π 665 π¬ 222 π 46
Screenshot of the netflix app, with a large ad for their port of civilization 6 that exists for some reason
Yeah let's play civ 6 on netflix on my phone that'll be a great experience for sure
09.12.2024 01:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Welcome milkfriend
02.12.2024 20:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've gotten so many strange and vague booking dot com ads at this point that I've started treating them like lightning rounds of geoguessr.
I'm like the rainbolt of booking dot com now
Liv Agar
02.12.2024 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mom says its my turn with the odour
02.12.2024 13:49 β π 38 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
Baby, for our special night I opened the Yao Ming
27.11.2024 00:19 β π 643 π 81 π¬ 30 π 44
Wtf this is not a good deal
21.11.2024 23:10 β π 316 π 64 π¬ 10 π 1
Opinion -
22.11.2024 14:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 09/11 really changed everything for instance dog shit used to be white
20.11.2024 15:07 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.
22.11.2024 08:37 β π 5584 π 1592 π¬ 103 π 135Oops! I've rentered my "physical fight or flight response to the idea of checking my youtube subscriptions or instagram feed" era again
21.11.2024 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyway, I don't think I'll be beating the "Highly restricted, fixated interests that are abnormal in intensity or focus" allegations anytime soon
19.11.2024 20:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My bf's patience never ceases to amaze me - sometimes I just go on rants for 10s of minutes covering a uni lecture's worth of history and geopolitical shit and he just kinda rolls with it.
He's a good one, I tell you!!!
I'm calling it now:
Megalopolis Oscar sweep
19.11.2024 05:44 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 0 π 2
Amazon notification showing me a deal on a crossbow
Hmmmmmm not sure about this one
18.11.2024 19:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Saaame I deactivated the other day, but hadn't used it in well over a year at this point π₯΄
17.11.2024 23:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
17.11.2024 23:02 β π 11700 π 2296 π¬ 206 π 97I donβt think Tilda Swinton is an actor. I believe all that stuff really happened to her
15.11.2024 04:25 β π 2127 π 419 π¬ 32 π 20
