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If you take me too seriously, the joke is on you! I am not for everybody! A Fatalistic Pessimist since 2015 PS: If you have a whiff of MAGA, you will be blocked !

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β€œTwo hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.” ― Madalyn Murray O'Hair

02.10.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Epstein believed himself to be Trump's β€œclosest friend"

02.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chapelle is Shuckin' and Jivin' for the Royal Family!

What a disgrace.

02.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I want two things for Christmas this year:

1. Ukraine to defeat Russia that results in Putin's demise

2. US Military does a hostile takeover of the White House and ousts Trump/Vance/Johnson.

Not asking for much, y'all

02.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

E.T's girlfriend?

02.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œafter careful consideration and an extensive review of (their) North American business strategy,”

Uh, that has NOTHING to do with demand.

Read between the lines in that above quote. WHO wants to run a business when ICE can arrest part of your workforce?

02.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The US Mint just revealed its Charlie Kirk Coin!

02.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder how MAGA W's appointees are.....

02.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THANK YOU ERIC!!!!!!!

Words MATTER and Words can be weapons!

Every democrat should be calling it the Epstein Shutdown!

02.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Chinese government has an EASY way to correct the record and correctly place the blame.

Will they?

02.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are in the dumbest of timelines!

02.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 1970's Frayser is VERY different than today's Frayser!! You are 100% correct, it used to be a great place. Its run down now, sadly. Same goes for Parkway Village. It used to be super nice, now its a war zone. Heck, in the 70's, all the TV5 wrestlers lived in Frayser!

02.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Take 18 Billion from American States and give 20 Billion to Argentina in a bail out.

Make
Argentina
Great
Again

02.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Weeks ago i posted that I thought someone, anyone, should declare their run for the presidency and promise an end to the tariffs and offer up free healthcare (among other things) as a platform.

While I know its in jest, Newsom heard my cry!

02.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fear Not America! We are safe and in good hands!

We have Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries fighting for us!

(you may facepalm now)

02.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That 23% are probably the same people on election day that said "Wait, Biden is not on the ticket?"

02.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It makes sense when you are told not to think for yourself.

02.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Steve Martin were to have been invited and had gone: "It was never easy for me. I was born a rich Saudi Arabian. I remember the days, sittin' on the Throne, singin' and dancin' with the Sultan of Brunei down on my Yacht..."

02.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can hear the jokes now:

"In America, we eat hamburgers by the dozen" - Dave Chappelle

"The other day in America, a guy told me to suck a bag of Hamburgers" - Louis CK

"in America, my dad died and no one knows how" - Pete Davidson

02.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In My High School Bible 2 class (Private school) i can still remember a student asking the teacher "Why did god create wasps that sting".

The teacher quickly replied "Wasps did not sting till AFTER the Fall of Man. Its Eve's fault"

I shit you not, that was his answer!

02.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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OR he could have said "... to my friend Ted Cruz, man, just CUT IT OUT."

02.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the vast majority of those serving today feel the same way.

It is only a matter of time before they get marching order on US soil.

02.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hakeem is the RIGHT man for the Job at the WRONG time in history.

Ignoring "America's Hitler" does nothing but make him stronger.

DJT can NOT take criticism or mockery. That is his kryptonite.

Hakeem is bringing a stuffed animal to WW3

02.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Since Ted Cruz is tinkering with A.I. on his fellow peers in congress, i thought i could have some A.I. fun too!

I give you the newest member of The Village People.

Ted plays the character of the 'Republican Closeted Homosexual'

Remember: You CANT spell 'Closeted' without TED !!

02.10.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A.I. is fun! If anyone here is on Twitter (I am not), feel free to share this image i just created of ole Ted on that thread of his.

02.10.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Tariff Aid To Farmers Cost More Than U.S. Nuclear Forces The $28 billion for farmers raises questions about using taxpayer money to shield policymakers from the consequences of tariff increases.

Back to the Future?

Headline from 2020

www.forbes.com/sites/stuart...

02.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When Memphis held our BLM protest, we were well behaved and a model for other protests.

But right now we are being provoked. It wont take much to ignite a fire here. I too am hopeful nothing happens.

02.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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A little A.I. creation of my own.

02.10.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the Non Memphis folks, Frayser is a part of town where all of the non white folks live.

If you wanted to start a race war in 2025, deploying troops, national guard and unmarked cop cars in Memphis is the place to do it!

02.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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