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By choice. - It's the MANDATORY nature of the thing bothering me.

I'm not from the USA but I'm on about an 11 with your government right now and about a 10.5 on my own UK government ... and I VOTED for them. :(

Yes right. It wasn't even cooked. Just slightly inebriated. Lol

I nearly drank a slug. It sneaked into my beer. I spat it out and it was still alive so I popped it gently in the garden. I checked online and, as far as I can tell, they're slimy but not toxic unless you're allergic which it seems I am not. Fuck my life!

No, I also had to laugh. Thank fk I sussed it before I contacted the police. That would have been embarrassing. Hahaha

Ooooooo what colour? Does it have sparkles?

Turns out I'm just an idiot and robbed myself. Accidentally signed up for Prime while my VPN was on placing me in New York. I've paid for four months of AMERICAN Prime which obvs I didn't use because I don't live in NY. At least I don't have to do the whole canceling all my cards thing.

I know the UK's NHS has issues but after today's emergency with hubby I talked to/met so many kind people in the service who went above and beyond to help at no up front cost to ourselves. Hubby will be fine. Thank you NHS. I love you.

I'm glad you are clean
But don't be too mean
To yourself at a difficult time.
It's good you don't smell
But I think you are swell
So long as you're here that's just fine.

I have no idea what they are dong or why but I'm willing to bet that it wont help anyone about anything. - *From reluctant Lab voter. I regret my choice but to be fair my choices were extremely limited.

So like basically all of us? I like an un fussy man. I'm a lil too old for you but I'm sure you'll find someone soon.

I've had 'unauthorised activity' on my Amazon ac as in they signed me up for USA Prime when I don't have USA ac and they're all 'go to your American account and cancel'. I DON'T HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCOUNT!. Now i have to cancel ALL my cards and reset ALL my passwords for EVERYTHING. Urghh!

I scrolled through the news feed and I should not have done. It's a shit show right now. I'm going to need beer.

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What a beautiful tribute ❤️ Rest in peace, Michelle.

At a music festival way back in the day sitting around the fire pit. One Direction rocked up. Someone made a huge fuss and they left quickly. I felt so sorry for these young people who would never have a normal life doing normal young people things. That has to screw with your head. RIP Liam

Got ripped off by #Viagogo like an idiot. Clicked the first link. They charged me in euros. Didn't do the conversion. TWICE the face value. No guarantee there's even a ticket. - I got two real tickets to see her in Dublin. Dodgy ticket passed to a local London person for free. Fk u Viagogo. FK YOU!

Yep.

I will still bite him.

I'm fairly sure Canada is still part of the British Commonwealth in a weird name only ceremonial way. I think we British may be obligated to help defend it. Is there any country this merkin President isn't going to war with? Inc his own people. I will bite him.

Beautiful

It's absolutely a horror movie. Director is wrong. Hahaha

If it honks like a goose and steps like a goose it's almost certainly a goose.

Claim approved. YES!

Claim approved. HELL YEAH !

Helped to dig a sheep out of a snow drift yesterday. The same sheep has jumped into a different snow drift and got stuck again. There's 4 blokes digging and swearing so loud at the sheep I can hear them indoors.

#horror
Truth or Dare 2018 - I once read a review that said this was THE worst horror movie of 2018 which, having watched it on Netflix this afternoon, I think is a little harsh. It wasn't great by any means but it was a reasonable watch on the TV for a snowy Wednesday afternoon. I didn't hate it.

Stupid tax returns are stupid. Leaving until the last minute stupider.

I broke my snow shovel. It's a disaster. Well ... it's mildly inconvenient. I was exaggerating for effect