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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 14

Tucker is obviously a great player (when healthy) but he's as interesting as plain oatmeal. Dansby has hair? PCA/Shota seem to be the only non-relievers who have any personality at all.

not only is it real but the season 9 trailer reveals that Kelly Ripa's husband getting eaten by a whale is what kicks off the Angela Bassett In Space plot

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a full episode of Friends and I’ve never seen Love, Actually.

It should be more tbh

Can you tell when October started?

“Is his hand off the bag for a millisecond” is not the spirit of the rule. We must get right with the baseball gods and move back to “he was in the vicinity of the bag it cool”

Hold on to them butts, folks

the bot is becoming sentient

You know if he gets in trouble Shitty will put Mason Miller in and have him throw for the third day in a row until his arm falls off.

No Country for Old Men post credits scene where Sheriff Ed Tom Bell remembers a third dream he had last night

Fly it, sing it, etc. etc.

yeah. Less likely that Nico hits a dinger to break it open but no way nico doesn't put it in play there. Busch could strike out very easily and they're out of the jam

cubes should win imo

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Always love to read your work, Danny Zips!

He’s with Eloy now 🙏🏻

A hardy "hell yeah" to this good news.

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Seeing maga chud Mikolas get lit up by the Cubes on the potential last start of his career... beautiful

Marc Maron slams the Riyadh Comedy Festival as Bill Burr, Kevin Hart, Pete Davidson and more are set to perform at the Saudi Arabia event. “I mean, how do you even promote that? ‘From the folks that brought you 9/11. Two weeks of laughter in the desert, don’t miss it!’ I mean, the same guy that’s gonna pay them is the same guy that paid that guy to bone-saw Jamal Khashoggi and put him in a fucking suitcase. But don’t let that stop the yucks, it’s gonna be a good time!”

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I feel like if you’re a millennial these two women are our Meryl Streep. I saw Maika Monroe and went whoa! and then I saw Mary Elizabeth Winstead and went WHOA!

Anybody who thinks that posting through a divorce on linkedin is a good idea should probably be institutionalized.

Pritzker: "One of the reasons Trump wants to send troops into cities is bc he wants to be able to take control of the 2026 elections...if they've got troops in cities, & it becomes a kind of norm for people, then it won't be abnormal for them when they're going to vote having troops at ballot boxes"

i don't believe pat mcafee is really 38 years old. i think he slithered, fully formed, out of the malebolge and into our reality 4 or 5 years ago, if not an embodiment of the antichrist himself then surely its harbinger