Beavis, Etc.

Just remember the only thing stopping the Cubs from building a team like the Dodgers is that they don’t want to.

The AI nostalgia fascists are all too young to remember what the 90s were actually like.

Blake Snell is worried that a deep playoff run would cut into his offseason gig: starting fights in Kwik Trip parking lots

that's just the speculative honolulu real estate investors in the crowd

It’s weird to think of it as a relic of both pre-Covid times and pre-proliferation of legal sports betting times.

This is what I imagine my two year old will look like in 25 years

I really liked it when I saw it and I don’t have a whole lot of desire to watch it again

Yeah I could see an argument for the cutoff being a little bit further north.

Oh yeah for sure. The entire boot heel is the south

Yeah southern IL is weird. Somewhere like Cairo feels way more southern than midwestern, but I couldn’t call anything in Illinois “southern”

Springfield, MO is definitely the south.

Even got the bisection of Missouri correct

Is this the start of the “you idiots are fucking up our bag” instinct kicking in with these guys?

Sometimes this bot stumbles onto truth

Yodinho

Especially when his non-baby Yoda name sucked ass. Just call him Yoda Jr or something

I remember the former construct being presented as “a guy who’s so gay he ends up becoming a woman, on account of that was the only way to sate his gayness”

“No it’s cool. Ed Gein wasn’t trans, he was simply a murderous pervert. You know, the kind of which that doesn’t really exist but we have continuously associated with The Wrong Kind of Trans People.”

Ahh so they just made it all up

Zach Bryan wrote an anti ICE song. officially declaring Woke 2 in full effect.

Wait what? How do they shoehorn Christine Jorgensen into this?

Anybody who could have been called a “moderate republican” a decade ago is either a frothing MAGA guy now or has already become a Democrat

Denver nuggets guard Christian Braun. A year one photo where he is an extremely howdy doody looking smooth white guy next to a year 4 photo where he has a fade and a professionally lined up hair/beard situation

Christian Braun now looks like a police sketch of Zach LaVine

If Taylor Swift wanted to shoot Hamlet with a flamethrower or something, I would fully support that

My wife, who is a literal high school English teacher, uncritically loves this album and the song with the goofed up Shakespeare reference! The Swiftie Mind Virus must be contained

I keep thinking of Mike in Breaking Bad dressing down Walt “we had a good thing with Fring, you stupid son of a bitch”

This is how Poptimism dies: not with a bang, but with a shoddy Shakespeare reference and allusions to Travis Kelce’s dick

I would say not only good for them, but necessary for them.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true