Kevin Butlerian Jihad

Negatively polarized against her ex-fiancé, revered center-left public intellectual Adam Friedland

I mean the economy in 2008-09 was dead dead. I’ll take overheated over dead in the water

Compared to trying to get my tickets from Ticketmaster/StubHub/SeatGeek, it was an absolute pleasure

I was “lucky” in that I got a temp office job making $15 an hour nine months after I graduated. It was a tough road

I graduated from college in the spring of 09 and the prospects were beyond grim.

I was SHOCKED that it just worked for me earlier today. “My friend emailed me the tickets and I can just use them? Is that allowed?”

Assigning this to every dad or dad-adjacent person in the Great Lakes region

In 2007, the year before the financial crisis, things were good. Let me stop ya right there youngster

In awe of those bowl cuts

Well any pitcher might find it hard to break into the rotation of the 2025 White Sox

Wow…eugenics are mainstream now

Old shots of Kevin Smith at a gas station in huge wide-leg jorts

Can’t believe JNCO is doing a “Kevin Smith has great jeans” ad campaign

I was sitting in the left field corner and, while it wasn’t an easy ball, he was right there and an alleged gold glover should have reeled it in

For those who don’t follow me the other two real religions are Zoroastrianism and Shinto

Mr Trump sir you have crossed the line. You have insulted two of the four real religions in the last two months (Shia Islam and Anglicanism) and the God of Abraham will strike you down

Keyboard studio

I’m gonna get cancelled for this, but bring back the red bills

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 4

Unfortunately I was too late to get one but I did overhear a guy selling one for $50 as I left the ballpark

Shadow president Big Dawg

Wrigley field post walk off

The cub’s

The Matthew Trublood Paradox

“I saw a brown person in Italy and it made me a woman” well,

Well that’s the players’ fault for not understanding the healthy salary situation the team has going forward. If only they cared a little less about trivial things like “wins” and more about important things like Future Flexibility and The Health of the Organization

He biffed it. I had a perfect viewing angle

“Good” is about as strong as I would ever go

At least Soriano could hit

More defensive artistry by the Gold Glove left fielder

🎶we three kings of flavortown are🎶

It’s wild that the Bears are the only team in this city that seems to actively want to win games. Everyone else has been infected with Reinsdorf’s Disease