@classicshelb.bsky.social
Shelby
Took a Zyrtec D
19.02.2026 02:13 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ms. Bondi, is this guy bothering you?
11.02.2026 17:41 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They were very nasty to my friend Howard today. They want to make it a crime for someone to have lunch!
11.02.2026 01:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Shu Shu Carrington vs. Carlos Castro - Ring IV
5x7 Silver Gelatin Print ποΈ
Ring IV at MSG (Tri-X +1)
07.02.2026 02:53 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Finally, some good news!
05.02.2026 23:37 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It would all come out. It would be undeniabe
02.02.2026 23:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I donβt think Trump is pooping his pants
02.02.2026 23:02 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
Is this a liminal space?
29.01.2026 23:22 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Consider hitting up the Cash App in bio if you can. My coworker Greg just got laid off and I think I might be next π
27.01.2026 04:11 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I hear of big news on your world
18.01.2026 03:28 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Everyone in Wake Up Dead Man: π±π±π±
Jeremy Renner:
βThe Mastermindβ but itβs just me stealing from Hudson News
07.01.2026 01:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You should be treated like cattle. I will lead you to your trough
04.01.2026 03:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
S H E L B Y
29.12.2025 23:27 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Miss me with that! β
28.12.2025 00:32 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02026 Resolutions: Increase my screen time, eat more saturated fats, spread more rumors & gossip, stop wiping down the machines at the gym
26.12.2025 17:30 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Little kid in the Criterion closet grabbing eight copies of βFrozenβ
23.12.2025 01:46 β π 15 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0As someone who finds Bari Weiss very attractive, this past month has been extremely difficult for me and my family
22.12.2025 20:58 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dave Chappelle, Iβm fine with the transphobia, performing for the Saudi royals, & being friends with Elon Musk. But what I canβt stand by is you continuing to wear your own merch
21.12.2025 01:16 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can you take a look at this?
20.12.2025 04:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
20.12.2025 02:48 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
#Ally
19.12.2025 14:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is it not Santa to you that Iβm standing on Christmas?
18.12.2025 21:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Fonz is funded by AYYYYPAC
17.12.2025 18:23 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Iβm not a business man, Iβm a business, man
16.12.2025 00:22 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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12.12.2025 03:34 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Upgrading my iCloud storage to download the Kris Murray app
11.12.2025 02:21 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Walking around a new drugstore where nothing is locked up feeling like Nell
09.12.2025 21:48 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
