Ryan Nathan

I just read a comment in my socials that the U.S. is now the Fyre Festival of nations and I can't stop thinking about that.

And while we're at it, launch noem and miller into the sun

I would love to love that for him.

Worst thing about the original post: That ghoul has participated in procreation

a cup with a sad face drawn on it sits on a shelf Alt: a cup with a sad face drawn on it sits on a shelf

Me, just a scant 15 seconds in

Annnd right out of the f*cking gate, he's lying 🍊🤡

Today I realized that Dickens' A Christmas Carol hits much differently in this current socioeconomic hellscape

Turducken is definitely a more universal option. Spatchcock seems more male directed.

I'm appropriating "spatchcock" as my seasonal go-to for name calling

I know my current level of executive function well enough to know that throwing my bedding into the wash after dinner time is a decision with more downstream commitment than I'm up for...

But apparently we've "been waiting four long years for this"(?)

Wait...now I thought Cracker Barrel was already cancelled for offering a meat substitute option 🤷🏻‍♂️

THE FEEDS (RALEIGH ROCK AND ROLL) 7-8 PM GAINSAY (DURHAM INDIE / PUNK) 6-7 PM SUNDAY, AUGUST 17TH 2025 BERKELEY CAFE 428 S DAWSON FREE ENTRY- CASH DONATIONS APPRECIATED!

The band-type thingy that I'm in...we're coming out of an extended hibernation with an early show in downtown Raleigh on Sunday, 8/17

Blood is on the hands of every f-cking coward lawmaker who voted for this.

Photo of Roger Daltrey of The Who

A little too on the nose?

WMD 2: Electric Boogaloo

Wide-angle photo of June 14 No Kings protest in downtown Durham, NC

No kings.

Brian Wilson. Damn. It wasn't exactly unexpected, but this just stings. His music was THE reason why I ever chose to pick up an instrument. Without it I would be in a very different place now--undoubtedly a lesser one. #loveandmercy

I wasn't ready to face today, then I realized that I could have pie for breakfast.

2. On that note: If you are an author/artist/musician/crafter/etc and want to let people know what you're up to, go right ahead in this thread. I'd love for people to find your stuff. Includes links to the stuff!

1. Tomorrow's my birthday and here's a gift you can get for me: Buy a small creator's work. Local band, indie writer, up-and-coming visual artist, that crafter down the street, or whomever. Your support matters to them, especially in this economic/social environment. And you deserve some joy, too.

Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.

I am Pope Peanuts IV

Photo of Jill Sobule performing on stage

Jill Sobule in San Juan, #JoCoCruise 2019

...or just extreme pat-a-cake

Today had a check-the-lunar-cycle-inducing level of nutso. And it was no better later today.

Today seems to be the day everyone who does not know how to drive or the basic rules of driving is out en masse and putting the rest of us in danger. And I just realized that I've got to venture out again 😖

An organization as insidious as He Gets Us using a cover of Personal Jesus in its commercials is such a spectacular self own.

Ahh, the old Reagan-era "welfare queen" trope lives on. 🙄

Wow...another significant piece of my youth is gone. So sad

Idiocracy was a documentary