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whore angels has arrived

a group of men are dancing in a hallway with the letter n on the bottom ALT: a group of men are dancing in a hallway with the letter n on the bottom

Me, after flossing and brushing: something isnt right in my mouth

Friend: wha

Me: it doesnt feel like the hallway in an nysync music video

her: wha

*takes a swig of mouthwash with 5% alcohol, swishes and spits*

Mouth:

Hehehe

Sitting in the back row of my community-based participatory research (CBPR) class trying to buy a copy of a movie called whore angels on ebay

Woa good idea

I'd be okay with being e pluribus unumed

My friend lives next to this frat house and they have a designated bucket in backyard for puke (photographic evidence⬇️)

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Spinda + Julie doiron

YouTube video by Doppelgänger Releasing AJ GOES TO THE DOG PARK | Official Trailer | In Select Theaters July 25

Perusing the new releases and it's just chock full of things I saw at Fantastic Fest that I would have never thought would make it to physical media (Ebony & Ivory, Fraud, etc). With that said, now playing the adorably stupid and wonderful, AJ GOES TO THE DOG PARK.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROaj...

Really obsessed with this woman on the light rail who was munching sunflower seeds and spitting the shells into a stoneware mug. I saw her spit like 20 times and never saw her put a single one *into* her mouth.

Just kickin it (the bucket)

Happy the first day of John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry Day to all who celebrate.

Actively trying to avoid seeing who has the navy blue sneakers and black and white plaid slacks in the office

Training in a medical record software is funny because youre suddenly writing a depression screening response letter to a FtM transgender baby named Nora Dragon who isnt scheduled to be born for another 230 days.

Its always so terrible to be in a public restroom with another person when one or the other of you clearly has to shit but i'd never had the bizarre experience of having a simultaneous shared IBS event with an anonymous stranger before now. Haunting.

In nursing homes across America they are wheeling 5-7 snoozing residents into the dining room while the 60 year old chaplain opens youtube links from her personal email in order to play adult alternative worship songs with ai-generated visuals and yoplait commercials at either end

my culinary approach is what i like to call "body of a thousand pigs"

Peewee Herman and Wallace and Gromet are examples of perfectly managed autism

Mainly about not getting the girl

At least once he gets scared.

Listen, she wants to marry a man who is earnest! And his NAME is ernest!!

Really fun story though! Oscar wilde! Cmon!

Full version of this ✨️💖portrait💖✨️ by the super talented @lovelandisle.bsky.social thank you 🙆‍♀️

They just do it to make themselves feel better the restick never works

Utterly indoctrinated

Ooo you got good ones. But the Persian stuck a fork in an electrical socket for sure

Oh you bet he is

....survived a nuclear disaster

These three manufacture moonshine because their crops have failed for five consecutive years. Daddy died in the Civil war.