Matthew Cooper

What should we call the new White House ballroom:

1. The Barack & Michelle Obama Ballroom
2. Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom
3. Bette Midler Auditorium
4. Jasmine Crockett Hall

It’s the start of a prime year for me.

Why is every drag queen introduced as ‘the one and only?’ Like did anyone ever expect two of the same?

Strike that, reverse it! We've decided on a new title and cover art for my fun, holiday, romcom novella. Now (re-)available for your enjoyment.

Please check out HAPPY HOLIGAYS, by me, Matthew Cooper.

Now available in ebook; coming soon, like in a matter of days, in audio!

Joe Burrow looks like the love child of Macaulay Culkin and Colin Jost. ❤️🥰❤️

The worst thing about insomnia is when you tell someone that you couldn’t fall asleep, and then they ask, ‘Why?’

Homo for the Holidays Homo for the Holidays - Kindle edition by Cooper, Matthew. Romance Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.

Pre-order HOMO FOR THE HOLIDAYS, my new gay holiday romcom novella! Available now!

Something you can’t say in Asbury Park this week, checking out a slim young blond muscular twink on the stand: “Now that’s a lifeguard I’d love to impale.”

COVER REVEAL! My new gay holiday romcom novella, HOMO FOR THE HOLIDAYS, is coming out July 8! Yes, it's Christmas in July. Published by Riverdale Avenue Books in ebook; and by Insatiable Press in audio.

Just weeks away from my novella release! Should I do I cover reveal?

Yup!!!

HARVEY MILK! Say his name. #harveymilk

Plus ‘Writing Down the Bones.’

I'm jealous of the spider
That crawls upon your skin
It's closer than my hands have been
I'm jealous of the spider

I'm jealous of the web
That wraps around your skinny abs
My hands should be on you
Oh I'm jealous of the web

It's hard for me to say
I'm full on hard and gay
For funny guy Mikey Day

Now when liberals take back control, will they follow suit and fire everyone they can that does not agree with them? Will everyone in the public sector lose their jobs upon every election switch?

The Trump Administration fired Shira Perlmutter, the top copyright official in the US. The move comes two days after the White House fired Carla Hayden, the head of the Library of Congress, which maintains the Copyright Office. Hayden appointed Perlmutter to the position in 2020.

Disturbing.

Yesterday, President Donald Trump fired Librarian of Congress Carla Hayden, the Washington Post reports. Hayden was the first woman, the first African American, and the first career librarian to hold the position. She was appointed to a renewable 10-year term in 2016.

Tell me how old you are without telling me how old you are:

"Can I borrow a dime? I need to make a phone call."

I do not think that means what you think it means.

I can’t believe all these years we’ve been singing it wrong. It’s ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Flan.’ Just listen. You’ll hear it. #cyndilauper

And now it’s time to start talking cover design! #author #authorlife #bookcover

Final edits in. Excited for the road to pub date!

I think next season, Victoria should come back as a waitress at the White Lotus. #whitelotus #parkerposey #max #hbo

Welcome to the Gay Expiration Date.

My next book is now under contract with Riverdale Ave Books. It’s a reverse-Hallmark-holiday rom com novella titled HOMO FOR THE HOLIDAYS. Should be out for Christmas in July!

#gmlgb #gayfiction #lgbtq #books #author #romcom

A new executive order issued Friday called for the elimination of the Institute of Museum and Library Services, the nation's only federal agency for supporting libraries. The office of 75 workers administers grants to libraries throughout the US. #libraries #ala #authors #Booksky #Author

Cuz it feels like home. It’s like a dream come true.

Enjoying a first vacation martini at Street 66 in Dublin.

Vacation all I ever wanted
Vacation having to get away…