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Professional Stage Manager 30-something ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿผ I like video games and baking ๐Ÿง Evil skeleton from the earthโ€™s core ๐Ÿ’€ Partnered ๐Ÿ‘ฌ CA ๐ŸŒด

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Latest posts by calebisawkward.bsky.social on Bluesky

It doesnโ€™t slow down at all once youโ€™ve hit the big 3-0 in my experience ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

08.02.2026 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

07.02.2026 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2448    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Divaโ€ฆ read the room

05.02.2026 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway I have to rewash all my clothes because they all itch

05.02.2026 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My husband insists on doing my laundry as a way of contributing to the household which is laudable, however, I have specifically purchased free & clear detergent and dryer balls and heโ€™s washed my clothes with scented detergent/dryer sheets the last two timesโ€ฆ which makes my eczema flare up

05.02.2026 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god

04.02.2026 09:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No new pics where are you at mentally

03.02.2026 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

and i imagine that this is better for cast and crew who get something closer to a regular paycheck and more chances to grow creatively

02.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2850    ๐Ÿ” 227    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Mine was a big class ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ and it was one of more interesting way to get my natural science credits

01.02.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nevermind the jobs you had.
Tell me 5 classes you took in college.

๐Ÿฆ– The Age of Dinosaurs

๐ŸŽญ Theatre History I & II

๐Ÿ‘— Patterning & Draping

๐Ÿง  Social Psychology

๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€โš–๏ธ Women & Social Change

01.02.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Actress Catherine Oโ€™Hara on the show The Last Of Us saying โ€œyou canโ€™t heal from something unless youโ€™re brave enough to say something out loudโ€.

Actress Catherine Oโ€™Hara on the show The Last Of Us saying โ€œyou canโ€™t heal from something unless youโ€™re brave enough to say something out loudโ€.

she truly could do it all

31.01.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 378    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is NPR going back to openly calling them liars? ๐Ÿ‘€

31.01.2026 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m trying to find a new therapist through a program my insurance offers and I was filling out an intake questionnaire and a message popped up that said โ€œIt looks like youโ€™ve got a lot going on right now. Support is available right away at [emergency phone number]โ€

Like damn am I really that bad ๐Ÿ˜ญ

30.01.2026 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remembering the time in college where I had to walk uphill on a slippery, unshoveled sidewalk to get to class and literally slid downhill on my feet after making some progress and had to climb the hill on the grass instead

29.01.2026 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh snap youโ€™re right I see it

29.01.2026 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"CBP stays at the border" might sound like a win, but keep in mind that this is what "the border" means to them www.aclumaine.org/know-your-ri...

27.01.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3205    ๐Ÿ” 1211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67    ๐Ÿ“Œ 96

The use of the word โ€œdividedโ€ is interesting to me because it connotes the idea that there are two different positions across from each other, even when the reality is that one side is terrorizing the other out of desire to assert violent domination and unjust supremacy

27.01.2026 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1154    ๐Ÿ” 242    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

So far all the songs on the new Slayyyter album are making my brain go brrrr and I am currently fixating on the CRANK music video ๐Ÿซฃ

27.01.2026 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Selfie of meโ€”a male-presenting person with glasses and dark facial hair. My hair is short but shaggy and starting to look curly.

Selfie of meโ€”a male-presenting person with glasses and dark facial hair. My hair is short but shaggy and starting to look curly.

Iโ€™ve been growing my hair and itโ€™s been at an awkward length but itโ€™s finally long enough to start looking like I did this on purpose

27.01.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t want to hear anything from an elected official unless itโ€™s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

24.01.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24154    ๐Ÿ” 6272    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 293    ๐Ÿ“Œ 295

Thereโ€™s no going back from the turn the US has taken in the last year I think. Even if we manage to elect a relatively normal person next, this damage is going to last for the rest of our lifetimes I fear. Maybe in 100 or 200 years weโ€™ll be like France or Spain or other expired world powers. Maybe.

23.01.2026 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wrong end diva

23.01.2026 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that the White House is using AI to edit photos of their political opponents to create fascist propaganda Iโ€™m wondering if anyone could have seen this use of AI coming. Okay Iโ€™m hearing lots of people did and they were forced to watch corporations smother the masses with the technology anyways

22.01.2026 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5904    ๐Ÿ” 1602    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
Angry RuPaul - Shakesqueer (RuPauls Drag Race S07)
YouTube video by This is How Drag Do Angry RuPaul - Shakesqueer (RuPauls Drag Race S07)

This has been me on the inside all week

22.01.2026 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In other news a series of minor inconveniences is stacking up on top of an unnecessarily stressful week at work and I am going to crash out (and by crash out I mean keep going to work and being pleasant to my colleagues)

22.01.2026 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is it that some of the hottest guys Iโ€™ve seen on here are filming videos in what appears to be the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house like stop jerking off girl you are being pursued by Leatherface!!!!

22.01.2026 09:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that Iโ€™m allegedly a mature person who has worked in themself, I am kind of astonished by how much of my 20s I spent being confused by the people openly offering me affection and attention and chasing people who were hot and cold instead. I was mean to so many guys just bc they liked me!

21.01.2026 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I accept my punishment, and then Iโ€™ll replenish my electrolytes

19.01.2026 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I drank too much coffee and not enough water :(

19.01.2026 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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