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Mitchell Dean

@mitchelldean.bsky.social

I like Movies, the Cubs and the Lions. Don’t try to bother me, I’m probably sleeping. Shift work sucks. Friends with all squirrels.

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Latest posts by mitchelldean.bsky.social on Bluesky

It’s all about the alt. ❤️

09.11.2025 07:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
P1- MAN TAKES A SURPRISE FALSE SWING AT MR.TRUE AS A JOKE 
MAN: HELLO, TRUE!

MR. INSTINCTIVELY DOGES THE SWING

P2-
MAN: TEE-HEE - - WHAT DID YOU
DODGE FOR ?

P3- 
MR. TRUE: BECAUSS I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO LAND ON
ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!

MR. TRUE DEMONSTRATES A ROUND HOUSE THAT CONNECTS WITH THE MANS JAW, KNOCKING THE MAN OFF HIS FEET.

P1- MAN TAKES A SURPRISE FALSE SWING AT MR.TRUE AS A JOKE MAN: HELLO, TRUE! MR. INSTINCTIVELY DOGES THE SWING P2- MAN: TEE-HEE - - WHAT DID YOU DODGE FOR ? P3- MR. TRUE: BECAUSS I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO LAND ON ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT!! MR. TRUE DEMONSTRATES A ROUND HOUSE THAT CONNECTS WITH THE MANS JAW, KNOCKING THE MAN OFF HIS FEET.

The Muskogee Times Democrat
November 06,1916

07.11.2025 10:26 — 👍 242    🔁 40    💬 6    📌 0

❤️

07.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Picture collage of the movie V for Vendetta (2005)

Picture collage of the movie V for Vendetta (2005)

V for Vendetta (2005)
Directed by James McTeigue

05.11.2025 07:21 — 👍 189    🔁 32    💬 10    📌 3
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Kiernan Shipka bts of The Last Showgirl

05.11.2025 13:47 — 👍 36    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

if elected President i will not dismantle our nuclear arsenal because that is apparently impossible. but i will order the creation of a national narcotics stockpile to ensure enough hard drugs for a solid bender get distributed to every American home in less than 30 minutes

05.11.2025 05:01 — 👍 1441    🔁 78    💬 54    📌 2

Jack and Diane! ❤️

05.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy this coming Christmas 🎄🎁

05.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

seems like a good news day for once so true to form i am reading Annie Jacobsen's haunting nuclear war scenario to avoid even the spectre of Having A Nice Time

05.11.2025 03:08 — 👍 1301    🔁 24    💬 36    📌 1
photo of sadaharu oh swinging a bat during a game

photo of sadaharu oh swinging a bat during a game

18000 days ago (July 23, 1976), Yomiuri Giants outfielder Sadaharu Oh hits the 700th home run of his remarkable career, becoming the first and only NPB player to do so.

04.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 40    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 1
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Harley Quinn - Batman The Animated Series

04.11.2025 03:07 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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This is brilliant

03.11.2025 04:44 — 👍 11256    🔁 5269    💬 276    📌 391
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"Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul.”
~ Jim Jarmusch

02.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 44    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0
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Guillermo del Toro's 'Frankenstein' in IMAX 🍿

📷 @chinesetheatres.bsky.social

03.11.2025 03:39 — 👍 751    🔁 92    💬 14    📌 23
And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

02.11.2025 14:22 — 👍 7197    🔁 2300    💬 109    📌 250

Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball

02.11.2025 03:46 — 👍 5649    🔁 724    💬 101    📌 51
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean

01.11.2025 14:22 — 👍 2080    🔁 388    💬 22    📌 37

I remember spending most of 2016 game 7 on the floor in front of my TV in the fetal position.

02.11.2025 03:28 — 👍 45    🔁 4    💬 7    📌 0

All the thinkpieces about Bluesky don't account for the fact that it's occasionally 100% wall-to-wall baseball on here

02.11.2025 03:41 — 👍 4691    🔁 550    💬 59    📌 53
A bar counter with a sign on it that features a goat skull and the name: Dead Goat Bar & Bar. Next to it is a neon machete shaped sign

A bar counter with a sign on it that features a goat skull and the name: Dead Goat Bar & Bar. Next to it is a neon machete shaped sign

last night was the inaugural opening of my new backyard bar and we celebrated by getting roughly thirty people completely annihilated

02.11.2025 01:05 — 👍 1760    🔁 34    💬 83    📌 1
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Outstanding

01.11.2025 02:00 — 👍 1413    🔁 151    💬 26    📌 15

Starting when my daughter was little I’d surprise her at school (telling them she was going to the doctor) and we’d go to a matinee and then I’d take her back
Anyway we just saw the matinee of ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER and that is the single BEST daddy daughter picture EVER!
Total badass movie
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

01.11.2025 00:46 — 👍 1079    🔁 52    💬 38    📌 0
Lupino poses for a studio portrait in a simple but fashionable dress with long sleeves.

Lupino poses for a studio portrait in a simple but fashionable dress with long sleeves.

Ida Lupino portrait for Warner Brothers, 1941. Photo by Scotty Welbourne.

01.11.2025 05:19 — 👍 31    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

Staying up late to watch an 18 inning game: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Working the morning after staying up late to watch an 18 inning game: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

28.10.2025 14:37 — 👍 29    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0
Bill Murray in Groundhog Day but it’s the World Series or something.

Bill Murray in Groundhog Day but it’s the World Series or something.

“Well, it’s the top of the inning…again…”

28.10.2025 05:17 — 👍 506    🔁 93    💬 3    📌 5
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Speaking to @energimedia.bsky.social today, GilMcGowan made it clear…

Danielle Smith has just touched off an economic firestorm.

And union leaders will be responding “province wide”.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli #generalstrike

27.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 315    🔁 130    💬 12    📌 13
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart (Permanent Mix) [High Quality]
YouTube video by BenniRoR ­ Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart (Permanent Mix) [High Quality]

This is my favorite version/mix of Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart."

To verify this, I listened to this very sad song six different times today, so please benefit from my selfless emotional labor.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=95O5...

27.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
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LA Dodger’s Freddie Freedom speaks about his Canadian Mom.

He seems like a really nice guy, I hope his team comes in 2nd place.

#Canada
#TorontoBlueJays
#LADodgers
#WorldSeries

25.10.2025 13:12 — 👍 359    🔁 52    💬 22    📌 8

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