Archie Diacono

Today, we are all Joyce Carol Oates.

Also realising this is because I want to abandon the unfinished project I'm currently working on.

The cycle repeats forever. :/

Are there any live-updating #NBA stats APIs that have a free tier for a limited number of (non-commercial) requests per day?

(Thinking about reviving an old project that I never finished due to the overwhelming initial investment burden.)

Just remembered my password. Hope nothing happened while I was gone.

Catching up on games and just got to the bit where it’s Denver 99 Clippers 66. Feel like this is primed for someone to make a Nathan Fielder/The Rehearsal meme. But not me, for I am busy. (That’s why I’m watching this game at 1.5x at 3am.)

Maybe six.

Holy shit Jez

Hawthorn probably deserves more free kicks. #AFL

(like, how does it work?)

I don't even think he had a sook. He got hurt and tried to continue but was disallowed. Then tried again and was cooked because bad shoulder.

what mean?

Thought I tipped Port. Barracked for Port as I watched the replay. Actually tipped Hawthorn. Fuck you Hawthorn. Now second in tips; could've been first.

Screenshot of AFL website headline (with a photo of an umpire kneeling on the grass with head in hands) stating “Ump down in agony after brutal head clash with Tiger”.

I think we could probably calm down a bit with the headlines on the #AFL website, no?

In a shot from The White Lotus, Tim Ratliff contemplates the fruit he holds in his hand from the “suicide tree”.

Donald Trump doing a Tim Ratliff.

It doesn’t strike me as likely that Crows fans are any stupider on average than fans of any other club, but they really do a good job of making it seem that way.

#AFL

Four AFL fantasy teams (AF, RDT, SC, B) and only one player between them in this game (the only game I can watch before I start work).

Devastating start to a Sunday.

I wish I was an alien at home behind the sun.

The #AFLFantasy app seems sort of broken atm.

I know there were lockout issues but it’s lifted; things are fine on the website, seemingly. But I still can’t make trades in-app.

I assume #AFLFantasy teams are still locked for everyone else too?

But...why?

Where is the laugh react?

Also, don't forget that the Trump crime family is not allowed to operate the Trump Organization. As a result of the multi-million dollar fraud verdict last year, Special Master Barbara Jones has been overseeing all aspects of the company. She continues the oversight during the pending appeal.

I thought tonight was going to be Will Day Night. I was wrong.

But my theory is he only really tries when the game is on the line. He only wants to win.

That's not ideal for fantasy, where good wins should lead to boosted scores.

(Still a decent pick though; he's making money.)

#AFL #AFLFantasy

You're Bombers, right?

Weird game. Some rough frees.

What a strange quarter of #AFL football.

lol Carlton wyd

(My mum just reminded me that Richmond won in round one last year too though)

Hello, I’m a disruptor, very smart, here to create efficiency. I’m just going to drill holes in the bottom of this boat to see which parts of the hull are mission-critical.

The best hot dogs I ever ate were vegetarian and $2 from street carts in Toronto (I lived on Huron) in 2008.

Actually I now have none of the three mentioned here. #AFLFantasy

I bet his jump shot sucks too.