@liketheplaywright.bsky.social
25 he/they i was crazy once
how it feels to use chocolate as your delivery method for shrooms
10.07.2025 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0did charlie and the chocolate factory... give me an eating disorder ??
10.07.2025 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how does that sufjan stevens song go? it's the fourth of july / we're all gonna die
05.07.2025 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0being a teacher is a lot more fun when you think of it as making a bunch of people play "school"
28.06.2025 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'll roll cat hair into my joint idgaf
17.06.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0beckett employed era :(
11.04.2025 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
can we get some commotion for the [otherworldly, haunting noise]?
11.04.2025 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all my windows were open !!!!!! holy fuck what if they had not been open
04.04.2025 02:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just had my first "stove left on low for several hours unattended except for small cat" scare hoo wee
04.04.2025 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
call me john appleseed (my apple seeds sprouted)
26.03.2025 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the north side of chicago as seen from a plane about to land at o’hare
paid extra for the window seat on the flight home. did not regret it one bit
25.03.2025 00:22 — 👍 110 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 4
man once worth 10 gazillion dollars now worth 5 gazillion dollars
18.03.2025 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0beckett employed era
18.03.2025 19:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1brings a smile to my face knowing this man suffers
17.03.2025 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why did the diary of a wimpy kid books have a distinct smell
17.03.2025 03:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ADULT CONTENT IS CRAZYYYYY
15.03.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
happy st patrick's day i do not play about the color green
15.03.2025 22:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ratio
14.03.2025 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I CAN SMELL BARBECUE ON THE BREEZE! SUMMERTIMEEEE!!! I DONT PRACTICE SANTERIA
10.03.2025 23:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0snape snape severance snape
10.03.2025 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i think my cat might be getting into communism. she can't stop talking about Mao
07.03.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they fucking better
01.03.2025 23:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a Ukrainian dude in SecondLife taught me this phrase while flying in a wheelchair
28.02.2025 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when i learned about noah's ark as a kid, i didn't understand the reproductive necessity of one female and one male from each species. i thought God wanted each animal to have a friend so they didn't get lonely.
28.02.2025 18:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0burt and irving's outties should both be straight. it's the way of things
27.02.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0im like what if a gay guy was cool, and not a real guy
23.02.2025 06:47 — 👍 160 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0i watch a lot of horror with closed captions and tbh they're overusing [squelching]
22.02.2025 03:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pritzker? I hardly know 'er
21.02.2025 04:34 — 👍 773 🔁 19 💬 18 📌 0i cut my finger on a glass in chicago... i hope i can still dance
20.02.2025 18:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
