TexEnt

a woman in a white fur coat is sitting in a row of men in suits . Alt: Marjorie Traitor Greene jeers at Obama during the State of the Union

#NotMyMTG

#RepublicansAreStupid

It's time to raise taxes on billionaires and use that money to invest in making housing, health care, and child care affordable.

When people who don’t read books decide to write books.

When getting a second cookie is too much work so you just put it in the first one.

Seeing an upswing lately in “fulsome” being used as a synonym for full, plentiful and/or abundant.

Please let’s hold the line on this one.

We need a way to describe the toadies who are abetting the fascist takeover.

They are definitely worth it if you have the adult sensibilities to appreciate his rowdier side.

“All Our Kin” by Carol Stack cleaned out my head of all the “welfare moms” propaganda I’d been fed my whole life.

A classical painting with a man in prayer being attacked by four demons. He is labeled “Trees” and the demons labeled “Cut em nice and flush,” “Thin em for airflow,” “Top em so they don’t get too tall,” “Raise em up high so they get tall faster.”

Someone awhile back suggested just buying local newspapers across the country—the kind that tell you who won the school games, who grew a big zucchini, when the community garage sale is, etc.—and keep them the same, but every so often put in an explainer that points out R lies and what uscon says.

I’m not sure if they’re at her level, but Carl Hiaassen has some excellent novels for roughly that age group. Hoot, Scat, Squirm, a few more. Kids solve enviro-mysteries.

Caution: he also writes for adults, with all kinds of violent crime and whatnot. Make sure you’re getting a kids’ book.

A tall tree with very bright red leaves with partly cloudy skies behind it

First wintry day of the fall, first frost coming tonight, and this tree is still hanging on to its bright red leaves

I think you’re funny. I wish I could read your stuff without supporting substack Nazis.

Slowly coming to suspect Schumer isn’t an out-of-touch oldster who thinks things still work like in 1948, but is, in fact, a DINO double agent working for the fascists.

#RepublicansHate taking responsibility for their actions.

#RepublicansHate the First Amendment.

Am I missing the joke, or is it not also annoying that you said “Star Wars needs …” and people started offering Star Trek examples?

#EatTheRich

Bad ideas never die, they just recirculate in a new form.

All you have to do is look at current ai to recognize what “facial features” will lead to getting a loan.

S’wichblade

Somehow I am reminded of the ai closed captions on my tv, which censor words like xxxxtail and conxxxxuous. #TexasDeservesBetter

So they’re recruiting the worst of NYPD. #acab #TexasDeservesBetter

#RepublicansAreScared of knowledge

Peanut butter and water jelly

The Clown’t of Monte Cristo

#RepublicansAreStupid and cannot understand humor, so they think this argument fools us. We get the “joke.” It isn’t funny. #TexasDeservesBetter

He’s the only one with a meatballistic vest.

“He had no right to bahm mi.”

A sub-sonic round.

He was hit by an IEDeli.