Jason

"This isn't the America I know"

Black People:

And I just think that [redacted] capture is my most powerful work yet.

My foot is bouncing. Let me calm down. It’s not that serious, Jason. 😮‍💨 🧘🏾

I swear I’m trying to turn a new leaf and be more patient and understanding, but lateness just sets me off. 🤣

Especially if it’s the first movie we’re seeing together?! The assumption that I don’t want to see the previews is appalling.

It really just comes down to how much I hate being late. 🤷🏽

One of my irrational pet peeves is when you’re going to see a movie with a friend and they show up 10 minutes after the listed time. It irks me in a very visceral way.

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.

Don’t bring that shit over here

Like wtf girl?

“Chante’s Got a Man” is one of the most disrespectful songs ever recorded.

I make it known that I only work out for mental health maintenance so that’s all me time. There are plenty of fitness plans available online for them to peruse at their leisure. Just stay out of my way while you doing that 😂

Maybe they meant they completed eating your order 💁🏽‍♂️

This contrasted with the reviews 😂

I really hate this trend of shows waiting years between seasons

today I made banana pudding. always from scratch, not boxed. only way to do it.

i also created some endorphins.

From a capitalist perspective, he hit the nail on the head with this take. Artistically? Ha.

Ahoy hoy. How goes it?

Welp.

🥸

Can she at least wait until tax season???

I had to break my Target boycott today. I feel so dirty, but I had no choice; the dog is sick and it was the only pharmacy on the way home.

FORGIVE ME, BLACKSKY!

Whenever I tell people my name, they always ask “Do people call you ‘Jay’?”

Only three people are allowed to call me that: my mom, my stepdad, and one random friend from my dorm days 😂

Dangerous Minds lol

a woman in a white shirt is pointing at something while standing in front of a curtain . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is pointing at something while standing in front of a curtain .

I have a roster. 🫣

They are simply splendid. Fast acting, tasty, and none of those stank edible after effects.

Dealing with a little bit of a head cold, but nothing a cannabis drink can’t help with 😂

How are YOU doing?

Omg I missed this 🙊 I was doing great that day lol. How were you doing?