As an American, I'M pissed at the US.

They're not even bothering to hide the puppet strings anymore

THIS IS PERFECT.

Do they count if we're boycotting the superbowl?

This has inspired me to pull out my reusable straws and become really, really vigilant about using them!!

REPEAT AFTER ME:

NOBODY VOTED FOR ELON MUSK

PASS IT ON.

Oh no, it wasn't. They've admitted as much now.

everything is a garbage fire; you should absolutely buy the little treat at the grocery store

Imagine congress being afraid of these little boys!!! 😂

In other words, the weekend distraction worked.....

Who the f cares?? FOCUS!!!!

Same for VP as well!!

All media needs to stop softening the blow on this! This is bending that knee! Not may violate federal law, does violate federal law!!!

There's also a Chinese emoji they call doge that means sarcasm lol

It's honestly so scary. Like...we are being cut off from the rest of the world...and from each other.

FELON INSURRECTIONIST TRUMP

Also more than half of America to Trump

Greenland be looking at Trump like 👁👄👁 why you so obsessed with me??

How is this not basically like false advertisement??

If only the other half of America was that self preserving. There's some sort of distorted masculinity and immortality tied to the idea of voting for Trump for these people, and Im worried the facade won't fall until it's too late.

Okay, but let's be so for real, Beverly Goldberg never would have let Trump and Elonia become our co-presidents. We need her to head down to the office for us!

I mean RFK supports the use of heroin....but I'm suuuuure cannabis is gonna be off the table cause it's what the people want

He gotta make sure nobody says nothin that hurts his feelings

But will they is the question. How are they not embarrassed that this is what their party is being equated with??