Of course they will.

Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be WASHINGTON—Stressing that the facade informs nearly every aspect of his daily life, Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) told reporters Thursday that his Christian faith is an important part of who he pretends to be. “Whether I’m delivering a speech calling for theocracy in front of dozens of cameras or talking to my children at the kitchen table […]

Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be
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“Zohran, what is best in life?”

“TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR DONORS.”

Riley Gaines: NYC is so screwed Qt: Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming

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The next Mayor of New York City, the Sickos Guy, the man responsibility for all of this

FOLKS

Booooooo

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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I am at the war on California. I’m at the war on Iran. I’m at the combo war on California and Iran.

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

Trail of Volunteers

Low effort/skill on my part. h/t @ryandeem.bsky.social

the sounds 🤌🏻

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President For generations, U.S. presidents have gone to great lengths to avoid potential conflicts of interest. When I was elected, I followed suit by placing my small business in a blind trust to assure our ci...

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

Imma have to watch this yacht rock documentary now.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Daniel's ain't right yet. Speed and accuracy aren't quite back yet.

There's not ads every two posts, what's going on here?

BULK SAUSAGE