Clay Stambaugh

I'm happy that Taylor Swift is happy, even if it means the album is kinda mid 🫣

thank you sensei

true detective season five looks like the best one yet

I got the wordle in one today, it's going to be a good day.

I always thought complaining about long Oscar speeches was kind of a weiner complaint, you’re already watching the Oscars man, what the hell else could you have going on

The biggest upset of the night was everyone who watched the Oscars on Hulu and lost their live feed right as the second biggest upset of the night (Mikey Madison winning Best Actress) took place.

Watching Scream 5 after the #oscars in honor of Mikey Madison

Strands being Survivor themed today made me so happy

On a different note, it's unhealthy how attracted I am to Adrien Brody

The lack of love for Anora isn't sitting right with me this award season. I love the recognition Demi Moore is getting but I feel like the Mikey Madison performance is an all-timer.

I don’t have time to do the math - if Margaret Qualley is at the Grammys, does that mean Demi Moore gets to come out for the Oscars?

Feels like we are living in the first third of a Star Wars opening crawl

We now have two Oscar-nominated Ghostfaces.

Also hated the movie, but can we allow Zoe Saldaña?

Okay, but we all agree that Emilia Perez was bad, right? #GoldenGlobes

The monkeys paw of Zoe Saldaña having deserved the Oscar for Avatar 15 years ago curling on her likely finally winning for one of the worst movies ever made. Ain’t that just the way

Seemed like the crowd breathed a sigh of relief that Nikki Glazer pulled off the opening monologue this year #GoldenGlobes

Golden Globes start in 10 minutes

Pic from the last place your passport was stamped. #Barcelona #Spain🇪🇸

It's rough being an A Christmas Story gay in a Christmas Vacation household.

I also just watched Thelma, with my grandma, right after I helped her figure out how to order Christmas gifts online, so that was a trip 🤣 Loved the movie!

Joining a new social media platform feels just like it did in college, except now I'm old and can't drunkenly post emo song lyrics and also there's a lot more naked men here.