Rich

We’re not nearly as stupid as you seem to think we are, you useless motherfucker

Nope, you fucking pussies sold us out for nothing

Commanders got their shit kicked in today after their dumbfuck coach left their franchise QB in last week to get hurt during garbage time. Also, Josh can eat a dick

Get Schumer’s worthless ass out as minority leader, or these are nothing but empty words

You’re a worthless fucking piece of shit. Cave and get nothing—that’s the Schumer way. Fuck you. Retire, bitch

These worthless fucks

I love this man more than I can express, and I know he’s going to face resistance every step of the way, but he seems truly special, and I think he’s going to be truly transformative

Burn it to the ground

People should show up at their houses in the morning to help them pack

Fuck him now and forever. Fade into irrelevancy like you should have after Zorhan beat your ass the first time, you piece of shit

No excuse for that state to be represented by two people who suck that much

I volunteer to load him into the cannon

It’s great that the elections are going well tonight, but wouldn’t it be nice if voters developed object permanence and remembered that they hate everything republicans do whenever they get into power, and stop electing them?

Fill the bar, people

It won’t last, but MTG being the adult in the room is not something I ever saw coming

What a little bitch

Julia Garner as Ruth Langford from Ozark saying, “I don’t know shit about fuck”

Every Mike Johnson press interview

Didn’t a bunch of people who moved to Texas from blue states to own the libs realize they hate it there once they’d lived there for a while?

Murder

FTP, as always

In any sane country, this shit would be illegal to the point that you’d get publically flogged for suggesting it should be a legitimate business

Super cool that they don't even have to pretend that they're trying to what's best for the country as a whole--everything is for the benefit of the wealthy and the cult (many of whom are about to have the leopard eat their face, because a lot of them rely on SNAP, despite what racist grandpa thinks)

Chuck has fucking gotta go, man.

Exactly the kind of shit people like to see when millions of people are about to lose SNAP

About 10 years too late

No matter what they try to tell themselves, they know they’re the bad guys, and it eats them away from the inside.

Just lazy that they didn’t even bother to change the terminology for the financial fuckery that crashed the economy the last time a bunch of greedy shitheads wanted to make a ton of money from bad investments before the house of cards collapsed

I spent the about 5 days last week in a significant amount of pain (totally fine now) because I stood up in a way my body didn’t approve of and I tweaked something around my shoulder blade. I am 49 years old, and everything I’ve heard suggests this will not improve

The reduction in number of fucks to give about inconsequential bullshit is one of the few great things about getting older

Burn it to the fucking ground