April

I love my smooth brain blue boy

Logging on to say I am so in love with this Texas Tech defense

Clemson’s purple jerseys are so ugly im sorry. One of my least fav uniforms

I’ve been at this job since July 1 and by the time I finish my 90-day introductory period I’ll already have more than 50 hours of PTO saved up. Shit rules

How they wait every day for me to get out of the shower

Maybe one of these days I’ll get confident enough with makeup to be able to throw some of that on too first thing in the morning

Woman. Burgundy hair. Leather jacket. Taking a picture of herself at work.

ngl I kinda like that it gets so cold in my office at work bc it means even in the summer I can dress like I listen to heavy metal every day (I do)

Hawaii QB is a baller what a fun game :) college football is back and I’m high about it

worst audio quality I’ve ever heard in a commercial and it was for remote control blinds (like for windows). This aired on CBS but I feel almost like I hallucinated it. Please, someone tell me I didn’t. This aired during sports

I just got a commercial on YouTube TV during Hawaii/Stanford for a company called “Yank It,” which featured people saying lines like “I yank it when I’m alone,” “I just yanked it,” “I yank it at least 10 times a day,” “I yank it with my friends.” It had the

Ya girl’s name change was accepted by the court this morning! I can’t believe it’s finally happening🥲

(and, of course, it’s happening at a specific point in time when I can’t afford to purchase certified copies to change my documents lmaooooo)

We’re red again

the person who preceded me in my new job could win an award for having written what are consistently the least helpful instructions I’ve ever read

Furthest I’ve been

North: Seattle, WA
South: Cochabamba, Bolivia
East: NYC
West: Cebu City, Philippines

Nature is healing 🥲 (drove by a high school football practice this morning)

Being unemployed from January-June really did make me forget just how exhausting the 5 day work week is

Got dang, @kdonhoops.com can write.

Transition for me meant going back from size L shirts to size M where I belong

One month today until there is college football on my tv 😭

A tweet that reads: “Books are the best things to take your self away… apart from self help… the anus is a brown to your soul . If no one’s written this I’m quids in”

many people are saying

Im an olde head metal girl and always have been

My queerness wasn't expressed in the popular ways and thats fine -- it doesn't erase me it isnt about aesthetics/interests

I expressed my queerness in listening to bands like Watchtower play lots of notes very fast and also I was a girl in the closet

what’s that animal that sleeps like this

In order to distract from impending doom I am considering getting super into a trading card game. Idk which but one of them

It’s seriously great

I’m depressed as shit but look how cute and cuddly the kitties have been

a lot of people don’t realize that mountain time zone is for every mountain in the world, it’s the same time on every mountain due to their distance from the earth’s core

I feel lucky to be surrounded by so much love and to hold so much love in my heart for my friends

Including going to sleep

Everything feels so hard :(

On two nights, I have seen three different possums scrambling across the length of the wood fence behind my apartment. Two of them were humongous. I need more in my life