metal dot txt

TV the radio on stage

hell yeah fuck yeah

LINUX = Luiz Inácio User Experience

is he? bsky.app/profile/unra...

These are state police, under @jbpritzker.bsky.social’s control. The great khan.

Quit my job to pan for gold in old bottles of Goldschlager

oh you’re right, like snap peas

Macron: what are you going to do, quit again?

wooomp woommpp

oh god

the black things are more concerning to me, i think they're mushrooms?

so we got like a "burrito" and a "quesadilla" but then also just throw meat and a whole red onion on top of them? also potatoes i think under everything? on a fuck off giant cutting board?

i want to say those are just huge chunks of red onion lol

I'm looking at more photos of this place and it does sort of resemble mexican food and also lol this looks like about 20lbs of food

i like how whenever the tories do a photo shoot they go with “autopsy room in a horror movie” for lighting

he got permanent mr bean surgery

Homunculus Horde Creature - Homunculus Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a token that's a copy of this creature. "That is why you triple-check all decimals when commissioning a new batch of homunculi!" —Trigori, Azorius senator 2/2

Won a game of magic playing mono blue the honorable way: getting 64 extremely weird little guys on the field

Filing for bankruptcy because the Nazi bands I fronted money to fucked off without paying me back

i don't understand this post

i have a dragonforce story here it is: a neighbor of mine was driving home with their windows down BLASTING dragonforce when i was walking my dog, i heard it from a while away and started laughing. he saw me, rolled down his window and yelled "Hell yeah brother" and i yelled back "Hell yeah brother"

this is what my brain looks like today

please enjoy Papi, living his best life, pulling out sombreros and inviting Jeter and A-Rod to join him in Cancun

Here’s me thinking about Rifts

i’m child

lol are you sure it was part of the skit

looking around to see if any wait staff at the hot new spots have shoes she doesn’t like to dump a drink onto

Having lived there for close to a decade the scariest thing about being in Portland was that Carrie Brownstein could show up anywhere at anytime

Put on a flannel shirt to go pick up the kids from school and The Boys Are Back In Town started playing spontaneously????

dingus alert

ill make a new one of these when i get time. pointless to shut it down because im just going to make another one. whiny baby