metal dot txt

well, mentally,

Wore a bolt thrower shirt to school movie night pickup and a mom said and i quote: “oooh spooky”

hong kong really knows what the hell is up when it comes to breakfast

When you’re 20 years clean from stealing chola valor and start to relapse

1 - Brian Eno commissions polls?
2 - imagine trying to say this is a bad thing lol

hottest console of 2026: Sega Genesis 2

CDFW News | ‘Salmon Everywhere’ One Year After Klamath Dam Removal A little more than a year after the historic removal of four hydroelectric dams on the Klamath River, CDFW scientists are seeing salmon reoccupying just about every corner of their historic habitat.

we know how to get the salmon back but i guarantee she's not going to propose this solution wildlife.ca.gov/News/Archive...

CDFW News | ‘Salmon Everywhere’ One Year After Klamath Dam Removal A little more than a year after the historic removal of four hydroelectric dams on the Klamath River, CDFW scientists are seeing salmon reoccupying just about every corner of their historic habitat.

the tribes do not want the solutions she's proposing which are just sea lion slaughter as opposed to the solutions we already know exist wildlife.ca.gov/News/Archive...

this doesn’t include the first part where she names the vermin which are…… sea lions

she’s talking about sea lions!!!

genuinely what is this woman’s whole issue

Thunder Road for sure

SCOTUS just declared that the president owes you money, if you go up to the White House lawn fences today and yell “Gimme 10 bucks!” he has to give it to you, that’s the law now

the president is mad, i'm smoking a big slab of beef rib, all my work deadlines are on time, yeah what the hell. i declare an emergency Big Beer Friday

hell yeah!

there's an australia joke in here somewhere

i will be making sure

FIRST OLYMPIC FIGURE SKATING CHAMP WHO PROBABLY HAS MARSHAWN LYNCH IN HER CELLPHONE AND ALSO HAS A LIP PIERCING

YouTube video by E-40 - Topic Yay Area

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K71I...

oh my fucking god

i'm gonna hurl

Gonna get a lot of use out of this one

LET'S GO LETS FUCKINGGO

OAKLAND BABY AWOOOUUUU GIVE HER THE GOLD

kiss AND cry? i can do those

Amber and her coach finding out that she's in first place

And I grabbed this screenshot, you're welcome

you should think about buying those 18 months ago

🫡 successfully used the nazi bar metaphor in a work meeting to tell them to look at substack alternatives 🫡

every high profile anti trans critic has an origin story that goes "years ago someone asked me to respect trans people and instead I chose to go insane"

the winner is whoever can exclaim “it builds character!” the loudest