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i used to be funny but i am not funny anymore :/

Me: You know why you shouldn't set your password as beef stew

Husband: Why?

Me: It's not stroganoff

Husband: *sighs*

My wife just realized it’s not “Hans Olo”

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

it is okay to shitpost here so long as it is tasteful

judge: your sentence is five years

me: that’s actually not a sentence, it’s a noun phrase

judge: okay six years

but i just woke up it’s morning

blue sky "We do things a little differently around here." - blue sky

Blue Sky "This is blue sky. Keep your fucking baby bullshit on fucking X or get Smoked like the rest of them."

Blue Sky "You can show your penis here. But you must never fuck"

jacking off is unrealistic

they say if you die with a "Hard on" youll be Bricked Up for eternity. its notoriously difficult to get an erection on your death bed though

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reacts—im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

they look like eggs

Opinion | China’s ownership of TikTok is a national security threat. The company should be sold to someone with no ties to America’s foreign adversaries.

by Elon Musk

The Apple Jonathan: A Very 1980s Concept Computer That Never Shipped 512 Pixels

Macintoshes are known as monolithic, hard- or impossible-to-upgrade machines - but this almost wasn't the case: at a point when the Mac seemed to be failing like the Lisa did, Apple experimented with a radically simpler way to upgrade and modify systems. Meet the Apple Jonathan.

is it it or is it that, they asks

it's tuesday evening and we're korean

For those just tuning in: I'm an American born in Korea, and I typically work out of the US. This week I am working out of Seoul. I have no particular expertise in Korean politics.

Me being at the protests during the declaration of martial law is just a weird fucking thing that happened.

6 hours under martial law in Seoul On the ground from the protests outside the National Assembly building

6 hours under martial law: a drunk scene report from Seoul www.theverge.com/24312920/mar...

That time I found a Skyrim strategy guide in a Little Free Library box.

Joel Leppard, an attorney representing two women who claimed former Republican congressman Matt Gaetz paid them for sex, told CNN on Monday that Gaetz paid for sexual favors through his adopted son Nestor’s PayPal account

Just an incredible sentence to appear in a news story about the man who might be the next attorney general.

but how’s their miku fan art

extra extra

*plays ecco the dolphin once*

i remember when bluesky was cool

i love talking about ~this app~