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@somercanon.bsky.social

Writer, horror-person, lover of cozy socks. Contact me at somercanon.com

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My little Halloween short got the exquisite Erica Robyn treatment, and I'm over the moon!

05.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg! Erica! Thank you so much for reading my short! You're literally the best!

05.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got to answer some interesting questions and lift up some other authors! Always a good time!

18.10.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This makes me so happy.

08.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow! Thank you so much, Paul!

08.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha I don't judge. I do stuff like that all the time 😜

17.09.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad they showed up! I'm always on edge wondering if that will be the package that gets lost!

16.09.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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On this week's episode of KEENEVERSATIONS Brian, @chuckwendig.bsky.social, Richard Chizmar, & @somercanon.bsky.social discuss The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand, and what comes next. (Recorded live at Midtown Scholar Bookstore). www.patreon.com/posts/end-of...

11.09.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was a great chat and it was nice to be able to talk about my hideously bad luck πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

28.08.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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On this week’s KEENEVERSATIONS podcast, I’m talking Imposter Syndrome with @somercanon.bsky.social. Look for it later today.

28.08.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
YouTube video by Bad Lip Reading "SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back

Hi Bluesky!
I've had this song stuck in my head for 5 days, so I've decided to spread the earworm infection!
youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...

23.08.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally let myself slip into full HANGRY at a super busy shopping plaza, and then I got stuck behind a city bus, and then my cat puked all over the one carpeted room in my freaking house.

Anyway, I ate 11 tacos and now I feel better.

22.08.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Check oit this cool review!

Certainly, I don't need to tell you to check out Strange New Moons because you've already purchased and read it. Right?

22.08.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YESSSS!

20.08.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so grateful. So, so grateful.

20.08.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for coming out!

20.08.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*squeeeeeeeeeeeeal*

19.08.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TOMORROW!

18.08.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooo the smorgasbord! Be safe and see you Tuesday!

16.08.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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bender from futurama is standing in a room with his arms outstretched ALT: bender from futurama is standing in a room with his arms outstretched
09.08.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My face when I see how low gas prices are in my hometown...the hometown I left for a better life
😑😑😑

08.08.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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07.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Halloween My Way Halloween My Way [Canon, Somer] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Halloween My Way

It's getting to be that time of year again!
I will be releasing a new ebook only Halloween short in September, but if you want a collection of previous shorts gathered into a physical book (with the world's cutest cover by Betty Rocksteady ) then click the link!

a.co/d/bulueN8

07.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi. I'm still in the middle of an out-of-body experience but promise to get myself together soon. As for now, LOOOOOOOK AT IT.

06.08.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I read Christine waaay too young. I didn't get to The Stand until I was 16 or 17. Still young, but I could handle it! I love how many of us wandered into those deep waters before we were ready. And yet, we made it.

05.08.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It releases August 19 with several launch events happening. As a contributor to this awesome anthology, based in the world of Stephen King's The Stand, I'll be at the Columbia, PA event at Vortex Books and Comics! So to answer your question, yes!

05.08.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THICC

05.08.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the most beautiful book I've ever held in my hands. Ever.

05.08.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5
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LAUNCH PARTY TICKET - The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand WHAT YOU ARE PURCHASING: * One (1) ticket to the August 19th, 2025 launch party signing of The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen...

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August 19th this book launches! I'll be at the launch party taking place at Vortex Books & Comics with other local contributors! Buy your tickets and see you there!

08.06.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The walking. SO MUCH WALKING!

23.05.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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