Bat Jorts

Nikocado Avocado seems like a dickhead. Dude definitely doesn't wear jorts.

Ever notice how conservatives get so mad at the "libs" for being "triggered" but they're the most triggered people on the planet? I'm sure they'd be super triggered by my fabulous jorts!

All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.

I don't really know Jesus, but his stans are the worst.

Don't trust billionaires. Not even the vigilante billionaires wearing jorts.

Fun fact: Santa wears jorts when giving out gifts.

Dang, these jorts getting worn out. I hate to toss a pair of otherwise perfectly good jorts!

I took $100K, invested it, and turned it into $16K.

Shadows cloak the knight
Justice whispers through the dark
Gotham finds its jorts

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Apart from my life as a bat-themed, jort-wearing, crime-fighter (and apparent lover of hyphenation); here are a few things about me:

He/Him
Atheist
Feminist
Gamer
Dog Dad
Human Dad
Husband

I don't buy jorts. I buy jeans and pay a tailor to convert them into jorts. It's expensive, but I can afford it.

These jorts keep riding up when I'm driving the Batmobile.

Jake Paul thinks he's the future of boxing, but he looked nearly as gassed as Tyson and he didn't do any real damage to him. A nearly 60 year old retired boxer with recent medical problems (who couldn't move to save his life) hung in for 8 rounds, even winning two of 'em.

Dude, you suck.

Netflix, you really fucked this up.

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I actually have a friend who went ALL-IN for Tulsi. It was embarrassing even before she backed Drumpf.

Damn, that's accurate as fuck. I can be tolerant without tolerating bigotry and hate.

Jorts
Noun
Shorts made of denim fabric.

The Onion buying Infowars makes me so happy.

This is wild, I know, but Batman wears jorts.

Cool kids and Batman wearing Jorts.