Addy

My puppygirl had surgery so I had to put her in the cone but now she won’t stop whining and bumping the cone against the wall :/

Lemon-lime sofa but instead of lime the fruit it’s lime the chemical

Tweet from @GlobeEyeNews reading “Bashar al-Assad now lives quietly in a luxury tower in Moscow, reportedly addicted to spending long hours playing online video games, according to Die Zeit.”

Maybe the funniest possible answer to this question

From: @somereyes
https://fiera.social/@somereyes/115034414122566807

A reddit post in r/mildlyinteresting titled: "I add a layer of paint to this quarter whenever I’m in a meeting". The associated picture shows a rounded conical glob of blueish white paint on top of a yellow kraft paper square, with a paint-riter+ pen behind it, on a desk.

A comment by the author of the post named "nominyomom": Some information: - The coin has been in progress since February 2025. - Daily standup is the biggest contributor. - Engineering at Big Tech is 90% figuring out what everyone is doing. - I’ve emptied 2.75 Markal Paint-Ritter+ pens. - I also add colors with Expo and Sharpies but those don’t add much thickness. - The paint blob never fully dries, it takes fingerprints very well and sags due to gravity and surface tension - If it ever gets misshapen, I add a bunch of the paint, it softens up and surface tension pulls it back into symmetry. - The quarter is a State Quarter, but I have forgotten which state. - if the meeting is especially useless, I lift it to my nose and take nice big whiffs.

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

Under communism there will be a single unified CAD program

Snow leopard gf x pumpkin gf

KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS BRANDED SAKE?

Kojima news today is crazy from what I can tell the three things are:
-horror game collab with Jordan Peele, Sophia Lillis, and Hunter Schafer
-action stealth game seemingly starring Robert Pattinson as the main character
-Hideo Kojima branded credit card?

visual of Hiromi Higuruma from the upcoming third season of Jujutsu Kaisen, a tired-looking man wearing a rumpled suit with a normal-sized nose

An image of Hiromi Higuruma from the Jujutsu Kaisen manga, notably featuring a much larger nose

They gave my king a rhinoplasty, literally 1984, give him his nose back PLEASE

I bet if I was a snake shedding my skin would feel soooo good

[Pulp fiction spoilers]

I really did not go into this film expecting to see Bruce Willis assassinate a neo-Confederate gay BDSM serial rapist with a katana

Birdgirl who constantly walks into windows and glass doors

Would you guys still like me if I was a philosophical zombie 🥺

Hatsune Miku is just reverse Gorillaz

Common meme image of a futuristic utopia, with tall buildings, greenery, and flying cars

Paris, 8 Fructidor CCXXXII, in the timeline where Robespierre killed maybe 3,000 more people

I ❤️ TRANNY DELINQUENTS

[cw american politics]

@wether @riley yeah I support this

“Now they will know why they fear the night. Now they will learn why they are afraid of the dark.”

Arnie's sooooo hot in this

“Two or three years ago, it was just another snake cult.”

It’s too late, I’ve already depicted you as the soyraging beta cuck thug of the Kelvan Empire and myself as the smug alpha male Casanova Starfleet captain. I’ve won.

Why does every part of Burnaby look like every other part of Burnaby

[Kinda lewd, dumb]

Damn babe that pussy is world-historic

I wonder what Assad's been up to for the past few months. How's Moscow. Is his apartment nice. Is he still alive.

Notes:

*although not included in the final movie, concept art for a bomber referred to as a J-wing was made during the production of The Force Awakens
**source was Lucasfilm-produced but non-canon at time of production (Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II)
***source was Lucasfilm-produced but […]

Is there a letter-wing ship for this letter somewhere in Star Wars?

A yes
B yes
C yes
D yes
E yes
F no
G yes
H yes
I no
J no*
K yes
L no
M no
N no
O no
P no
Q yes**
R no
S no
T yes
U yes
V yes
W yes
X yes
Y yes
Z yes***

Overall 16 of the 26 letters in the English alphabet were used, a […]

A blonde kitten clinging to an empty bottle of soju larger than it is and looking off into the distance forlornly

When you’re mean to me on the internet this is who you’re being mean to. Btw. Just so you know.

What if seeing the best in people was the real punk rock 🥺

Capeslop is BACK

I believe in the Cringe Man theory of history actually. I think that the fundamental driving force of history is the actions of guys who are losers and suck and aren’t really good at anything.