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05.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 12837    πŸ” 4035    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 54

I want Evander Kane off of this fucking team. He has like ten penalties in just fourteen regular season games.

04.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bored at work, you know the drill: ask me something stupid ngl.link/bald_christo...

05.09.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I love them too!

02.11.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Life is beautiful and my friends love me

02.11.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A very excited bald man wears his brand new blue home Vancouver pwhl jersey

A very excited bald man wears his brand new blue home Vancouver pwhl jersey

A very excited bald man wears his brand new blue home Vancouver pwhl jersey

A very excited bald man wears his brand new blue home Vancouver pwhl jersey

I love women('s hockey)!

31.10.2025 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking very pretty!!

31.10.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fast food shawty keeps upgrading my fries to large for free and winks at me as I leave.

She wants the BaldDickstopher.

28.10.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am the one who says he will be late for work and then shows up on time anyways

22.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.

13.10.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3192    πŸ” 1681    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 369

Genuinely fucked up how smoking a joint always makes my nausea go away

13.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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- The daily video game history fact -

River City Ransom (1989) is the third installment of the japanese Kunio-kun series, preceded by Super Dodge Ball (1987) and Renegade (1986).

The series has over twenty titles released in Japan.

Gameplay: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7xe...

09.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
a screengrab of Dan from Dan vs. when he meets the supermodel

a screengrab of Dan from Dan vs. when he meets the supermodel

I don't care how good the only Canadian team in the league is playing

I am not watching baseball

09.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the hunger burns

07.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚

05.10.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Very tired Peter Griffin with five o'clock shadow, bloodshot eyes, sweaty pits, and I wrinkled t shirt

Very tired Peter Griffin with five o'clock shadow, bloodshot eyes, sweaty pits, and I wrinkled t shirt

"Christopher, can you come in a few hours early? Chris we need you to stay for another hour. Chris, can you work overtime again this weekend? Please Christopher, just two or three hours I promise it won't turn into another full size shift I swear. Christopher I'm cold and lonely, please hold me!"

04.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need several hugs

04.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if they let las vegas be chinese but also portuguese at the same time??

03.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a dream someone called the ugly stepsister Tarantinoslop and got so angry I woke up

03.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"the last of us" is just cocomelon for gamers

03.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I should get some more tattoos

03.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it feels to watch your coworker walking towards the till to take over for you so you can go home for the day

03.10.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ten bucks an hour in tips, my beloved

30.09.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Great news!
JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month

www.jstor.org/action/showL...

29.09.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2597    πŸ” 1633    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 177

Somebody should upload the new feed me record to soulseek pleeeeeeaaaassse πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

29.09.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Behold: a man, who is full of love (it's me) !

29.09.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to work in this industry anymore

29.09.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The song 'dropout boogie' by Captain Beefheart playing on an iPod classic

The song 'dropout boogie' by Captain Beefheart playing on an iPod classic

28.09.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
BREAKING
Kneecap Not Banned from Canada.
Sources Inside Prime Minister Carney's Office Confirm MP Vince Gasparro Went Rogue; Liberals Trying to Hush Story

BREAKING Kneecap Not Banned from Canada. Sources Inside Prime Minister Carney's Office Confirm MP Vince Gasparro Went Rogue; Liberals Trying to Hush Story

OTTAWA, ON - In a dramatic turn of events on a day already marked by major announcements - Canada's recognition of Palestinian statehood and the tabling of a new federal hate crimes bill
- sources inside the Prime Minister's Office have confirmed that Irish rap group Kneecap was never officially banned from Canada, despite Liberal MP Vince Gasparro's public statements.
According to a senior PMO insider, Gasparro went rogue in making the announcement, lied about receiving authorization from Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada (IRCC), and may have committed a serious breach of the federal Privacy Act, an unprecedented scandal in Canadian history.
"The PMO explicitly asked MP Gasparro whether he had IRCC's authorization to make his announcement - he said yes.
That was false," the source confirmed. "No decision had been made by IRCC or the
PMO. His statement was completely unauthorized."

OTTAWA, ON - In a dramatic turn of events on a day already marked by major announcements - Canada's recognition of Palestinian statehood and the tabling of a new federal hate crimes bill - sources inside the Prime Minister's Office have confirmed that Irish rap group Kneecap was never officially banned from Canada, despite Liberal MP Vince Gasparro's public statements. According to a senior PMO insider, Gasparro went rogue in making the announcement, lied about receiving authorization from Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada (IRCC), and may have committed a serious breach of the federal Privacy Act, an unprecedented scandal in Canadian history. "The PMO explicitly asked MP Gasparro whether he had IRCC's authorization to make his announcement - he said yes. That was false," the source confirmed. "No decision had been made by IRCC or the PMO. His statement was completely unauthorized."

Kneecap was never actually banned from Canada and the Liberal MP who announced it has GONE ROGUE??????

What the fuck!!!!

This is unhinged!!!!

27.09.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 705    πŸ” 235    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 54

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