@bald.bsky.social
27 | he/they/it made you look !
I want Evander Kane off of this fucking team. He has like ten penalties in just fourteen regular season games.
04.11.2025 04:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bored at work, you know the drill: ask me something stupid ngl.link/bald_christo...
05.09.2025 04:36 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 6 π 1I love them too!
02.11.2025 08:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Life is beautiful and my friends love me
02.11.2025 08:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A very excited bald man wears his brand new blue home Vancouver pwhl jersey
A very excited bald man wears his brand new blue home Vancouver pwhl jersey
I love women('s hockey)!
31.10.2025 07:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Looking very pretty!!
31.10.2025 04:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fast food shawty keeps upgrading my fries to large for free and winks at me as I leave.
She wants the BaldDickstopher.
I am the one who says he will be late for work and then shows up on time anyways
22.10.2025 18:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.
Itβs time to cancel your account.
Genuinely fucked up how smoking a joint always makes my nausea go away
13.10.2025 12:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0- The daily video game history fact -
River City Ransom (1989) is the third installment of the japanese Kunio-kun series, preceded by Super Dodge Ball (1987) and Renegade (1986).
The series has over twenty titles released in Japan.
Gameplay: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7xe...
a screengrab of Dan from Dan vs. when he meets the supermodel
I don't care how good the only Canadian team in the league is playing
I am not watching baseball
the hunger burns
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05.10.2025 05:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Very tired Peter Griffin with five o'clock shadow, bloodshot eyes, sweaty pits, and I wrinkled t shirt
"Christopher, can you come in a few hours early? Chris we need you to stay for another hour. Chris, can you work overtime again this weekend? Please Christopher, just two or three hours I promise it won't turn into another full size shift I swear. Christopher I'm cold and lonely, please hold me!"
04.10.2025 17:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need several hugs
04.10.2025 17:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0what if they let las vegas be chinese but also portuguese at the same time??
03.10.2025 21:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had a dream someone called the ugly stepsister Tarantinoslop and got so angry I woke up
03.10.2025 19:52 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"the last of us" is just cocomelon for gamers
03.10.2025 19:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I should get some more tattoos
03.10.2025 17:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How it feels to watch your coworker walking towards the till to take over for you so you can go home for the day
03.10.2025 02:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ten bucks an hour in tips, my beloved
30.09.2025 03:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great news!
JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month
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Somebody should upload the new feed me record to soulseek pleeeeeeaaaassse ππ
29.09.2025 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Behold: a man, who is full of love (it's me) !
29.09.2025 05:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't want to work in this industry anymore
29.09.2025 02:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The song 'dropout boogie' by Captain Beefheart playing on an iPod classic
28.09.2025 22:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING Kneecap Not Banned from Canada. Sources Inside Prime Minister Carney's Office Confirm MP Vince Gasparro Went Rogue; Liberals Trying to Hush Story
OTTAWA, ON - In a dramatic turn of events on a day already marked by major announcements - Canada's recognition of Palestinian statehood and the tabling of a new federal hate crimes bill - sources inside the Prime Minister's Office have confirmed that Irish rap group Kneecap was never officially banned from Canada, despite Liberal MP Vince Gasparro's public statements. According to a senior PMO insider, Gasparro went rogue in making the announcement, lied about receiving authorization from Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada (IRCC), and may have committed a serious breach of the federal Privacy Act, an unprecedented scandal in Canadian history. "The PMO explicitly asked MP Gasparro whether he had IRCC's authorization to make his announcement - he said yes. That was false," the source confirmed. "No decision had been made by IRCC or the PMO. His statement was completely unauthorized."
Kneecap was never actually banned from Canada and the Liberal MP who announced it has GONE ROGUE??????
What the fuck!!!!
This is unhinged!!!!